FRIDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2019
BEST ILLOGICAL IMPEACHMENT EVER
Trump’s 1,071st Day In Office
Another Day, Another List
This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Trump’s first three years as president. “Trump’s had a busy 1071 days in office,” Kane explained. Every other day Fox’s Sean Hannity is showing his list of Trump’s Achievements And Obama Legacy Items Repealed.
“But before The Blower publishes Our Special Trump To Do List for 2020” Kane added, “Maybe we ought to review our Trump To Do List for 2019 to see what still needs to be worked on.”
1. RESPECT OUR MILITARY AND OUR FLAG!
2. Obama and Hillary: in prison!
3. Put “GOD” back in America!
4. Borders: Closed!
5. Congress: Term Limits, Obey its own laws, and on the same retirement and healthcare plans as everybody else.
6. Language: English only!
7. Culture: Constitution, and the Bill of Rights!
8. Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before and during Welfare!
9. NO freebies to Non-Citizens!
10. Balance the budget.
11. Stop giving away our money to foreign countries! Charge them for our help! We need it here.
12. Fix the TAX CODE!
And most of all, 13. “NO MORE MASS IMMIGRATION!”
Meanwhile, over at Town Hall, The Blower remembers Terry Jeffrey’s nine commitments Trump made that the incoming Congress should’ve made happen:
1. Completely repeal ObamaCare.
2. Confirm pro-life constitutionalists to the Supreme Court.
3. Build the wall and enforce the immigration laws.
4) Pass the Pain-Capable Unborn Child Protection Act.
5) Defund Planned Parenthood.
6) Cut income tax rates and end the “death tax.”
7) Make better trade deals.
8) End our nation-building foreign policy.
9) Enact a balanced budget.
“Trump may have had the best of intentions for these items,” our Political Insiders agreed. “But those Never Trumpers and RINO bastards in Congress failed him every chance they could.” When Obama took office, the federal debt was about $10.6 trillion. When he left it was about $19.9 trillion. Obama and the so-called Republican Congress kept America well on the road to bankruptcy.
President Trump and the Republican Congress needed to lead us back the other way. Trump’s first-year results could be a lot worse.
And his second year showed another increase. But the Stock Market was up, so what’s a little debt between friends.
The Third year was up again. Screw the grandchildren! Our IRAs are doing just fine.
And here’s another suggestion from our Political Insiders insisted on: DEFUND THE LEFT: Root out every Federal program, every grant, and every subsidy that helps sustain The Liberal Agenda and KILL THEM ALL!
BTW, that would also include TOTALLY DEFUNDING THE UN. The Blower remembers when Nicki Haley announced a mere $285 Million cut in 2018-19 UN operating budget. Now we need to slash our contributions to that outmoded organization which has outlived whatever small usefulness it ever had, especially since we pay one-fifth of the total bill.
These days, These days, Members of The Conservative Agenda are enjoying the hell out of the Disingenuous D-RATS’ Illogical Impeachment. Even a Loony Leftist like Stephen Colbert seems to be having fun with it.