WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2019
Trump’s 1,013th Day In Office
FIXING OUR FIXES
At Yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that 4.7 Mil Tax Hike Scam Dumbed-Down Voters will be supporting in only six more days.
“I think we need to fix our fixes,” Kane explained. “For years The Blower has been enlightening the electorate about our “Three Quick Fixes” to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess.
- No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
- Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free, and
- Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!
Unfortunately, our “Three Quick Fixes” don’t include “School Tax Hike Scams,” and really stupid voters who don’t look at their semi-annual property tax bills to see how much of their hard-earned cash Public Schools are already pissing away…
…which of course includes all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and planned to give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channels 5, 9, 12, and 19.
And most important, School Taxes should not be included with your mortgage payment and should be voted on at the same time over-taxed payers are writing those really big checks to the County Treasurer, twice a year.