TODAY IS
FRIDAY, AUGUST 30, 2019
Trump’s 952nd Day In Office
Disingenuous D-RAT Delusions
This week, everybody who remembers how really and truly exciting it was to pay $5 to catch a glimpse of Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton campaigning for Crooked Hillary at the 2016 annual AFL-CIO Labor Day picnic, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is former local AFL-CIO Union Goon Rad Danford, who says he’s still proud of CODE’s Diana Frey and the FOP’s Kathy Harrell for the honesty and integrity they’ve shown representing their union brothers and sisters over the years, along with the Distinguished D-RATS on City Clown-cil who are still trying to figure out how to fund all those union pensions at one of America’s Worst Run Cities, especially after they spent all that money on their stupid Trolley Folly which had to cut their ridership projections in half “I see they’re cutting their ridership projections in half after they saw how few people actually rode our Stupid Street Car during its first year.
Rad wins gift cards from Wal-Mart and Biggs, where he can save money on all that non-union made merchandise; a personal ObamaCare Exemption; and free parking at that Crappy Union Day event at Coney Island with another record number of Americans in the labor force in August. His winning limerick is:
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day:
Trump’s Recovery is now on its way.
When we voted for Obama,
It was a big trauma
Now with Trump, we all have more take-home pay.
And from the Anderson Laureate, who says “I’m sure glad I don’t live in Cincinnati.”
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day,
We’re now looking for jobs with high pay!
Because during Trump’s Recovery,
We made a discovery:
Tax cuts bring higher wages today.
Thomas De Torquemada says
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day:
A day off for the hard-working man, with pay.
But D-RATS and their blue welfare state,
A party full of scum and those of light weight,
Will honor illegals and those who betray.
Finally, Perturbed In Park Hills says
Here’s what we’ll celebrate on this Labor Day:
Jeffrey Epstein’s comparatively short stay.
Suicide in jail is a terrible thing
When you have the goods on jet-setters who swing.
Hear all those folks on the Lolita Express
Heaving deep sighs of relief? But I digress.
Ole Epstein’s billions didn’t do him much good:
That Federal slammer was just like the ‘hood.
If your “labor” is screwing underage girls,
Then Labor Day is for you and fellow churls.
But if you have to work hard to make ends meet,
Then an extra day off is just downright sweet.
