THURSDAY, JULY 11, 2019
Trump’s 902nd Day In Office
Even Before Donald Trump’s Campaign Began With An Escalator Ride
At Yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how America’s Media Relations got so screwed up.
“What you today see should come as no big surprise,” Kane explained. “As far back as May 3, 2015 in The Blower’s “The Week That Was” E-dition, we predicted the 2016 Elections would be about correcting ALL of Obama’s mistakes, and nominating Conservative Supreme Court Members would be a high priority, as the then-next 555 days would be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Leftist News Media.
The Blower also predicted Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press would continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance their Leftist Agenda.
And you must admit,” Kane added, “These days, folks in the ‘Destroy Trump Media’ are certainly keeping up their end of the bargain.And even as clairvoyant as the Whistleblower has proven to be over the years, even we have underestimated and could never fathom the depths to which the Dissembling D-RATS and Mainstream Media would stoop.”