Special “Local Nude News” E-dition

Trump’s 866th Day In Office
Your Official Countdown Clock

          Whistleblower Naked News Correspondent Oliver Klozhoff says

says right now everybody in the Whistleblower Newsroom is focused on the counter on the wall clicking off the hours, minutes, and seconds until “Walk Naked in Anderson Day” on Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Daylight time.


This should not be confused with FAKE NEWS CNN’s Comey Countdown Clock that clicked off the hours, minutes, and seconds to Testimony Time because as Newsbusters says, the world was waiting for the very moment former FBI Director James Comey would begin his testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee. It could’ve been the most momentous world event in decades…or even centuries! And The Blower must all thank CNN for providing us with the Comey Countdown Clock so we can be aware of exactly how long we have to wait until our lives are changed forever.

The big three broadcast networks — ABC, CBS and NBC — announced they would be carrying the Comey hearing live, an unheard-of move for something so traditionally mundane as a congressional hearing.

Of course, Newsbusters added, a killjoy out there could’ve pointed out that Comey had already testified before the Senate a month earlier , when he said there was no effort to get him to stop the investigation into supposed collusion between Russia and the Donald Trump campaign. In fact, everybody said if he were to contradict his previous testimony he would be opening up himself to a perjury charge.

The Blower Provides “The Official Countdown Clock.” Any other Countdown Clock you may see on Fake News Outlets is Surely Fake.