Special “Fake News Framus” E-dition

THURSDAY, MAY 30, 2019
Trump’s 860th Day In Office

It’s Way Past Time For The White House To Fight Back
 This afternoon at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about White House preparation for Total War with the “Destroy Trump” Media during the next 522 days until the 2020 Elections. The Trumpsters need to come up with a more aggressive operation to Dispute, Discredit, and Defeat all of that Leftist Press Misinformation we’ve all come to know and love as “Fake News.”

“And ‘Fake News’ is so easy to spot. A ‘Fake News’ story does not name names,” Kane explained. “It’s like what Tim Graham (research director of the bias-monitoring Media Research Center) says: “Unless the source is named, we’re going to assume automatically that the source is fictional.”

Now today we have our Top Ten List of Words and Phrases That Should Make You Suspect The Story Just Might Be “Fake News”:
10. An Official Says…
9. Even Better— A Former Official Says…
8. Someone Close To
7. Some People Say…
6. Someone Who Was In The Room Says…
5. According To A Document
4. A Confidential Memo That Memorialized…
3. The Word “Source”
2. The Word “Reportedly”
And the Number One Word Or Phrase That Should Make You Suspect The Story Just Might Be “Fake News” Is…”This Is CNN.”