Daily Archives: May 24, 2019

RECENT E-DITIONS (MAY 6-MAY 24)

december-7-updateFRIDAY, MAY 24, 2019

“Guest Column” 

(Don’t Forget Lost Sock Memorial Day, Everybody)image005

“Pre-Memorial Day Weekend Getaway”

(We Getting Ready For Something Really Patriotic)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Each Year at the Taste of the ‘Natti)

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“Patriotic Posters
(Featuring Our Memorial Day Collection)image005

Just In Case You Thought Memorial Day Was Another Excuse To Get Drunk Or Cook Out

“Conservatve Cartoonery”

This Morning, On Day #854 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Deranged D-RATS Jumping Off A Cliff On Daryl Cagle’s Blog, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

THURSDAY, MAY 23, 2019

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)

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“High Gas Prices”

(How Ordinary Americans Are Coping With  Nearly $3-per-gallon Gasoline)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”)

(Includes Biased Media Examples)

“Political Posters
(Includes “Nasty Nancy” Pelosi’s Favorite Poster)

“Conservatve Cartoonery”

This Morning, On Day #853 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Nutty Nancy Pelosi At It Again, Doing Everything She Can To Aggravate The President, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNEDAY, MAY 22, 2019

Conservative Choices” 
(Figuring A Way To Get Stormy Daniels Porn Back In The News)

“Up Your Octane” 

(This Is Part Deux)

“Healthy Living” 

(So You Can Live Longer And Collect More Social Security)

“Diabolical Disclaimers” 
(Publishing The Blower means never having to say we’re sorry!)

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“Missing Edition”

(Not Found In The Whistleblower Archives)image004

“Political Posters
(Includes Log Cabin Republicans’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #850 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching All Of Our Foreign Entanglements, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, MAY 21, 2019

“Up Your Octane”

(Remember When Gas Stations Were The Ones Getting Robbed?)

“More “Chaos On Campus”

(University Of Pennsylvania Still Refuses To Acknowledge Accusations Against Namesake Of Penn Biden Center)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”)

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Biden Bashers’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #851 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The “Democ”RATS” Deserting Their Sinking Ship, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, MAY 20, 2019

“Monday’s Message” 

(Making Campaign Rallies Great Again)

“Republican Replay” 

(Starting Off Our John Brennan Collection)

“Edumacation Update” 
(Are Students Really Getting Stupider)image004

“Political Posters
(Includes “Obama Bowing To Another Dictator”)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #850 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching All Of Our Foreign Entanglements, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, MAY 19, 2019

“Radical Islamic Terrorist Updates”

(The Religion Of Peace Celebrates Ramadan)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(NOT Fair And Balanced)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Members Of Our Military)image004

SATURDAY, MAY 18, 2019

“Honoring the Military”   
(By Observing Armed Forces Day Today)

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“Patronage County Today 

(“Thanks for the Memorial” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”)

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes The Dancing Trumpster’s Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #834 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching How D-RATS Keep Giving Him Everything He Wants, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary)

FRIDAY, MAY 17, 2019

“Fake News Solution” 
(Something Really Needs To Be Done)

“Honoring the Military” 

(Getting An Early Start For Armed Forces Day)

“Political Posters
(Includes Sean Hannity’s Graphics Artist’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #846 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Latest Puns At The D-RAT Cafe, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Celebrating Armed Forces Day Tomorrow)

THURSDAY, MAY 16, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(The Tech Bias Sharing Tool )

Special “PC Alert” 
Will We All Be Missing Another Liberal Holiday Tomorrow?

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”)

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Horny Guys With Poor Eyesight’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #846 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Current Baby Killing Debate, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary )

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 2019

“Wednesday’s Wild Card” 
(How Long The Blower Has Been Reporting On This Marvelous Mischief?)

“Trump’s Threats” 

(Read My Lips, No More White House Daily Press Briefings!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #51, Published May 14, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Political Proctologists’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #845 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Deep State Chickens Coming Home To Roost, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

TUESDAY, MAY 14, 2019

“Police Officers Memorial Day” 

(Our Heroes Risk Their Lives Every Day To Serve And Protect.)

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More “Chaos On Campus”

BIAS   LEGAL   SEXUAL ASSAULT  

(Judge Smacks Down Syracuse For Ignoring Myriad Problems With Rape Accuser’s Claims)  

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Rabbinical Scholars’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #844 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Dumbed Down D-RATS declare a “Constitutional Crisis,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, MAY 13, 2019

“How About A Virtual Congress?” 

(Another Big Idea From The Blower)

“An Exceptionally Egregious Euphemism” 

(That Now Must Be Reclassified)

“Political Posters
(Includes Crooked Hillary’s Prosecutors’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #843 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Trying To Put Everything In Historical Perspective, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

SUNDAY, MAY 12, 2019

“More Mother’s Day Exploitation” 

(Because politicians have no shame!)

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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Picture Of The Week)

“More Mother’s Day Madness” 

(Thank Your Mom For Being Pro Life!)

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“Whistleblower Travel Advisory” 
(You Might Want To Change Your Plans)

“National Limerick Day”  
(Honoring The Man Responsible)

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“Patronage County Today 

(“Patriotic Politicians” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Over-Sexed Trannies’ Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #841 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Many Rabid Republicans Would Show Up At Bogart’s For A Meaningless Campaign Event For 2020 Disingenuous D-RAT Presidential Candidate Elizabeth”Pocahontas” Warren (who will Never Be President)This Morning,  Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

FRIDAY, MAY 10, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(“Radical Islamic Terrorist Updates”)

“Exploiting Mother’s Day” 
(First it became too commercialized!)image005 - Copy

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Mother’s Day Madness)

“Political Posters
(Includes Moms-of-Consequence’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #840 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Tuning In For The Latest News From The Swamp, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

THURSDAY, MAY 09, 2019

“Mother’s Day Warning”
(This Time, They’re After Your Mother)image005

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s A Wanted Notice The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

 “Moms and MILFs” 
(A MILF is a terrible thing to waste!)image018

“Political Posters
(Includes Judge Pepe’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #839 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching What China Is Doing To Our Bull Market, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, MAY 08, 2019

“Panama City, Florida Report”

(Making Campaign Rallies Great Again)

“VE Day 74th Anniversary” 
(Those Days We Actually Knew How to Win a War!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #49, Published May 07, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes The RNC’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #838 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Wondering If We’d Be Hearing A SpyGate Update At The Big MAGA Rally In Florida Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MAY 07, 2019

“God Must Love Stupid Voters” 

(Because He made So Many Of Them!)Gov. John Kasich wins Ohio and talks to his supporters during an event at Baldwin Wallace University in Berea, Ohio on March 15, 2016. (Kyle Robertson/ The Columbus Dispatch)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Virginia Tech On The Hunt For Campus Penis Artists)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s An Editorial The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Pepe’s Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #837 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When We Can Call Obama’s Latest Scandal “Spygate,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, MAY 06, 2019

“Monday’s Message” 

“Everyone Is Smart, Except Donald Trump” by Rabbi Dov Fischer

 “Trump-o-Nomics” 
(Making Monthly Jobs Reports Great Again)

“Republican Replay: Buckeye Bravado” 

Would Trump’s March To The White House Finally Be Stopped By This Man?

“Political Posters
(Includes Doc Holliday’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #836 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Wondering When We Would See The D-RATS’ 2020 Message, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.