Daily Archives: May 17, 2019

RECENT E-DITIONS (APRIL 29-MAY 17)

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FRIDAY, MAY 17, 2019

“Fake News Solution” 
(Something Really Needs To Be Done)

“Honoring the Military” 

(Getting An Early Start For Armed Forces Day)

“Political Posters
(Includes Sean Hannity’s Graphics Artist’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #846 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Latest Puns At The D-RAT Cafe, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Celebrating Armed Forces Day Tomorrow)

THURSDAY, MAY 16, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(The Tech Bias Sharing Tool )

Special “PC Alert” 
Will We All Be Missing Another Liberal Holiday Tomorrow?

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”)

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Horny Guys With Poor Eyesight’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #846 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Current Baby Killing Debate, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary )

WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 2019

“Wednesday’s Wild Card” 
(How Long The Blower Has Been Reporting On This Marvelous Mischief?)

“Trump’s Threats” 

(Read My Lips, No More White House Daily Press Briefings!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #51, Published May 14, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Political Proctologists’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #845 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Deep State Chickens Coming Home To Roost, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

TUESDAY, MAY 14, 2019

“Police Officers Memorial Day” 

(Our Heroes Risk Their Lives Every Day To Serve And Protect.)

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More “Chaos On Campus”

BIAS   LEGAL   SEXUAL ASSAULT  

(Judge Smacks Down Syracuse For Ignoring Myriad Problems With Rape Accuser’s Claims)  

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Rabbinical Scholars’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #844 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Dumbed Down D-RATS declare a “Constitutional Crisis,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, MAY 13, 2019

“How About A Virtual Congress?” 

(Another Big Idea From The Blower)

“An Exceptionally Egregious Euphemism” 

(That Now Must Be Reclassified)

“Political Posters
(Includes Crooked Hillary’s Prosecutors’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #843 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Trying To Put Everything In Historical Perspective, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

SUNDAY, MAY 12, 2019

“More Mother’s Day Exploitation” 

(Because politicians have no shame!)

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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Picture Of The Week)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Plumbers)

SATURDAY, MAY 11, 2019

“More Mother’s Day Madness” 

(Thank Your Mom For Being Pro Life!)

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“Whistleblower Travel Advisory” 
(You Might Want To Change Your Plans)

“National Limerick Day”  
(Honoring The Man Responsible)

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“Patronage County Today  

(“Patriotic Politicians” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s A Notable Quotable The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Over-Sexed Trannies’ Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #841 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Many Rabid Republicans Would Show Up At Bogart’s For A Meaningless Campaign Event For 2020 Disingenuous D-RAT Presidential Candidate Elizabeth”Pocahontas” Warren (who will Never Be President)This Morning,  Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

FRIDAY, MAY 10, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(“Radical Islamic Terrorist Updates”)

“Exploiting Mother’s Day” 
(First it became too commercialized!)image005 - Copy

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Mother’s Day Madness)

“Political Posters
(Includes Moms-of-Consequence’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #840 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Tuning In For The Latest News From The Swamp, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

THURSDAY, MAY 09, 2019

“Mother’s Day Warning”
(This Time, They’re After Your Mother)image005

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s A Wanted Notice The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

 “Moms and MILFs” 
(A MILF is a terrible thing to waste!)image018

“Political Posters
(Includes Judge Pepe’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #839 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching What China Is Doing To Our Bull Market, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, MAY 08, 2019

“Panama City, Florida Report”

(Making Campaign Rallies Great Again)

“VE Day 74th Anniversary” 
(Those Days We Actually Knew How to Win a War!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #49, Published May 07, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes The RNC’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #838 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Wondering If We’d Be Hearing A SpyGate Update At The Big MAGA Rally In Florida Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MAY 07, 2019

“God Must Love Stupid Voters” 

(Because He made So Many Of Them!)Gov. John Kasich wins Ohio and talks to his supporters during an event at Baldwin Wallace University in Berea, Ohio on March 15, 2016. (Kyle Robertson/ The Columbus Dispatch)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Virginia Tech On The Hunt For Campus Penis Artists)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s An Editorial The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Pepe’s Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #837 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When We Can Call Obama’s Latest Scandal “Spygate,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, MAY 06, 2019

“Monday’s Message” 

“Everyone Is Smart, Except Donald Trump” by Rabbi Dov Fischer

 “Trump-o-Nomics” 
(Making Monthly Jobs Reports Great Again)

“Republican Replay: Buckeye Bravado” 

Would Trump’s March To The White House Finally Be Stopped By This Man?

“Political Posters
(Includes Doc Holliday’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #836 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Wondering When We Would See The D-RATS’ 2020 Message, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, MAY 05, 2019

“English Version of Our Illegal Aliens” E-dition 

(Hooray-O, Hooray-O, On Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!)

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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Picture Of The Week)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Purged Posts)

SATURDAY, MAY 04, 2019

“Rushing Our Border” 

(Welcome “Los DemócRATAS futuros!”)

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“Derby Day” 

(We’re Off To The Races)

The Right to Lie”  

(“Another Exclusive” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s Some News The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Matt Drudge’s Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

On Day #834 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Ben Garrison’s Latest— “D-RATS 2020 Vision” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:

FRIDAY, MAY 03, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(“Crooked Hillary” Still Can’t Figure Out Why She Lost The 2016 Election That Had Been Totally Rigged In Her Favor)

“Sink-O De Mayo”
(How The Holiday Really Came To Be)image007

“Banned Bathing Suits” 

(Another Public Service Of The Conservative Agenda!)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Time Out for Hot Tamales)

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“Political Posters
(Includes House D-RATS’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #833 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If We Are Now Seeing “Barr Derangement Syndrome,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

THURSDAY, MAY 02, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(Getting Ready For World Press Freedom Day)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Probably Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Our Swamp Drainers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #832 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Waiting To See All Those Great AG Barr Cartoons After Yesterday’s Senate Hearing Performance, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 01, 2019

“Making Truth Detection Great Again”

(More Weasel Words)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #48, Published April 30, 1991)image005

“Political Posters
(Includes Border Officials’ Favorite Poster)

Not One D-RAT Showed Up To Discuss Border Situation

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning,On Day #831 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About How Lori Gilbert-Kaye, 60, the woman killed in Saturday’s synagogue shooting, was hailed as a hero after it emerged she was hit while saving her Brooklyn-born rabbi’s life, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 2019

“It’s Mayday in America!” 

(Hooray, Hooray, It’s the First of May. Outdoor Boinking Begins Today)image007 - Copy

“Chaos On Campus” 

(College Presidents Say Public Doesn’t Understand How Affordable College Is)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Probably Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes FAKE NEWS WATCHERS’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #830 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Outraged About Anti-Semitic Cartoons In The New York Times, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, APRIL 29, 2019

“Honesty Day in America” 

“Isn’t Once A Year Enough?”

“Colluders In The Press

      (Finally Naming Names)

“PC Warning

(Whoever Is Declared The Biggest Victim Gets To Be The Biggest Bully!)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Babylon Bee’s Favorite “Creepy Joe” Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #829 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Reaction To D-RATS’ Supporting Voting Rights For Terrorists and Murderers In Prison, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)