Daily Archives: May 10, 2019

RECENT E-DITIONS (APRIL 22-MAY 10)

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FRIDAY, MAY 10, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(“Radical Islamic Terrorist Updates”)

“Exploiting Mother’s Day” 
(First it became too commercialized!)image005 - Copy

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Mother’s Day Madness)

“Political Posters
(Includes Moms-of-Consequence’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #840 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Tuning In For The Latest News From The Swamp, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

THURSDAY, MAY 09, 2019

“Mother’s Day Warning”
(This Time, They’re After Your Mother)image005

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s A Wanted Notice The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

 “Moms and MILFs” 
(A MILF is a terrible thing to waste!)image018

“Political Posters
(Includes Judge Pepe’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #839 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching What China Is Doing To Our Bull Market, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, MAY 08, 2019

“Panama City, Florida Report”

(Making Campaign Rallies Great Again)

“VE Day 74th Anniversary” 
(Those Days We Actually Knew How to Win a War!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #49, Published May 07, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes The RNC’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #838 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Wondering If We’d Be Hearing A SpyGate Update At The Big MAGA Rally In Florida Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MAY 07, 2019

“God Must Love Stupid Voters” 

(Because He made So Many Of Them!)Gov. John Kasich wins Ohio and talks to his supporters during an event at Baldwin Wallace University in Berea, Ohio on March 15, 2016. (Kyle Robertson/ The Columbus Dispatch)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Virginia Tech On The Hunt For Campus Penis Artists)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s An Editorial The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Pepe’s Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #837 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When We Can Call Obama’s Latest Scandal “Spygate,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, MAY 06, 2019

“Monday’s Message” 

“Everyone Is Smart, Except Donald Trump” by Rabbi Dov Fischer

 “Trump-o-Nomics” 
(Making Monthly Jobs Reports Great Again)

“Republican Replay: Buckeye Bravado” 

Would Trump’s March To The White House Finally Be Stopped By This Man?

“Political Posters
(Includes Doc Holliday’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #836 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Wondering When We Would See The D-RATS’ 2020 Message, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, MAY 05, 2019

“English Version of Our Illegal Aliens” E-dition 

(Hooray-O, Hooray-O, On Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!)

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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Picture Of The Week)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Purged Posts)

SATURDAY, MAY 04, 2019

“Rushing Our Border” 

(Welcome “Los DemócRATAS futuros!”)

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“Derby Day” 

(We’re Off To The Races)

The Right to Lie”  

(“Another Exclusive” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Here’s Some News The Trump-Hating Media Probably Won’t Let You See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Matt Drudge’s Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

On Day #834 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Ben Garrison’s Latest— “D-RATS 2020 Vision” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:

FRIDAY, MAY 03, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(“Crooked Hillary” Still Can’t Figure Out Why She Lost The 2016 Election That Had Been Totally Rigged In Her Favor)

“Sink-O De Mayo”
(How The Holiday Really Came To Be)image007

“Banned Bathing Suits” 

(Another Public Service Of The Conservative Agenda!)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Time Out for Hot Tamales)

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“Political Posters
(Includes House D-RATS’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #833 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If We Are Now Seeing “Barr Derangement Syndrome,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

THURSDAY, MAY 02, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(Getting Ready For World Press Freedom Day)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Probably Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Our Swamp Drainers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #832 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Waiting To See All Those Great AG Barr Cartoons After Yesterday’s Senate Hearing Performance, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 01, 2019

“Making Truth Detection Great Again”

(More Weasel Words)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #48, Published April 30, 1991)image005

“Political Posters
(Includes Border Officials’ Favorite Poster)

Not One D-RAT Showed Up To Discuss Border Situation

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning,On Day #831 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About How Lori Gilbert-Kaye, 60, the woman killed in Saturday’s synagogue shooting, was hailed as a hero after it emerged she was hit while saving her Brooklyn-born rabbi’s life, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 2019

“It’s Mayday in America!” 

(Hooray, Hooray, It’s the First of May. Outdoor Boinking Begins Today)image007 - Copy

“Chaos On Campus” 

(College Presidents Say Public Doesn’t Understand How Affordable College Is)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Probably Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes FAKE NEWS WATCHERS’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #830 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Outraged About Anti-Semitic Cartoons In The New York Times, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, APRIL 29, 2019

“Honesty Day in America” 

“Isn’t Once A Year Enough?”

“Colluders In The Press

      (Finally Naming Names)

“PC Warning

(Whoever Is Declared The Biggest Victim Gets To Be The Biggest Bully!)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Babylon Bee’s Favorite “Creepy Joe” Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #829 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Reaction To D-RATS’ Supporting Voting Rights For Terrorists and Murderers In Prison, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, APRIL 28, 2019

The Blower’s Latest Mission”
(Looking For An Honest Politician)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(NYT: ‘Error of Judgment’ to Publish Anti-Semitic Cartoon Featuring Netanyahu as Guide Dog for Trump)

NYT: ‘Error of Judgment’ to Publish Anti-Semitic Cartoon Featuring Netanyahu as Guide Dog for Trump

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying To Prevent Politicization)

SATURDAY, APRIL 27, 2019

“Making Campaign Rallies Great Again” 

(Tonight In Green Bay, Wisconsin)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Another Exclusive” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Twenty Other 2020 D-RAT Presidential Campaigns’ Favorite “Creepy Joe” Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(On Day #827 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Ben Garrison’s Latest— “San Francisco —Past And Present,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:)

FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 2019

“Veracity Scorecard” 

(Why Do Our Elected Officials Always Score So Low?)image024

“Remembering Political Liars Day” 
(Because We Forgot It Was Last Week)

“Arbor Day” 

(What Do You Mean, You Forgot?)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(Here’s What Happened To The Reds This Year)

“Political Posters
(Includes Bob Newhart’s Favorite FAKE NEWS CNN Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #826 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Which Nickname to use (“Creepy Joe” or “Sleepy Joe”), Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 2019

“Electoral Intelligence” 

(Never Mis-underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups)

Melania’s Birthday
(Make Sure You Sign Her Card)

“Take Your Daughter, Son, Or Trannie to Work Day” 
(But What If Your Mom’s A Hooker?)image014

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton’s Favorite Crooked Hillary And Co-Conspirator Obama Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #825 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Crooked Hillary Really Said “Trump would be indicted for obstruction if he wasn’t POTUS,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 2019

“Tweets to the Tweets” 

(All That Twitters Is Not Gold!)

“Phony Job Titles” 

(What’s So Bad About Being A Secretary Anyway?)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(‘Fat Sex Therapist’ Compares Fitness Trainers To Nazis, Children’s Dieting To Sexual Assault)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #47, Published April 23, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Sean Hannity’s Favorite Cook-ed Hillary Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #824 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Who The Next RINO Backstabber Will Be, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 2019

“Adverse Armenian Anniversary” 

(Which Some Still Won’t Dare Call By Its Name)

“F-Bomb Anniversary

(Remembering When Reds Manager Dropped 77 F-bombs in Tirade Of Biblical Proportions)

“Employer Warning” 

(Tomorrow is Secretary’s Day!)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes The Trumpster’s Favorite Satirical Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning,On Day #823 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why Obama and Crooked Hillary Won’t Blame “Murdering Muslims” For Sri Lanka Attacks Against Christianity, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, APRIL 22, 2019

“Ecological Warning”

(Liberal Politicians Are Using All the Mud!)

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Endangered Species 

(Regional RINO Report)

 “Earth Day Origin” 
(Possibly An Early Version Of Fake News)

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“Political Posters
(Includes We’re Pretty Sure We Found Our Climate Change Deniers’ Favorite Earth Day Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #822 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Sick And Tired Of Hearing About The Mueller Hoax, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary)