Daily Archives: May 3, 2019

RECENT E-DITIONS (APRIL 15-MAY 03)

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SATURDAY, MAY 04, 2019

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

On Day #834 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Ben Garrison’s Latest— “D-RATS 2020 Vision” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:

FRIDAY, MAY 03, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(“Crooked Hillary” Still Can’t Figure Out Why She Lost The 2016 Election That Had Been Totally Rigged In Her Favor)

“Sink-O De Mayo”
(How The Holiday Really Came To Be)image007

“Banned Bathing Suits” 

(Another Public Service Of The Conservative Agenda!)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Time Out for Hot Tamales)

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“Political Posters
(Includes House D-RATS’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #833 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If We Are Now Seeing “Barr Derangement Syndrome,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

THURSDAY, MAY 02, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(Getting Ready For World Press Freedom Day)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Probably Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Our Swamp Drainers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #832 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Waiting To See All Those Great AG Barr Cartoons After Yesterday’s Senate Hearing Performance, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 01, 2019

“Making Truth Detection Great Again”

(More Weasel Words)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #48, Published April 30, 1991)image005

“Political Posters
(Includes Border Officials’ Favorite Poster)

Not One D-RAT Showed Up To Discuss Border Situation

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning,On Day #831 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Talking About How Lori Gilbert-Kaye, 60, the woman killed in Saturday’s synagogue shooting, was hailed as a hero after it emerged she was hit while saving her Brooklyn-born rabbi’s life, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, APRIL 30, 2019

“It’s Mayday in America!” 

(Hooray, Hooray, It’s the First of May. Outdoor Boinking Begins Today)image007 - Copy

“Chaos On Campus” 

(College Presidents Say Public Doesn’t Understand How Affordable College Is)

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Probably Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes FAKE NEWS WATCHERS’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #830 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Outraged About Anti-Semitic Cartoons In The New York Times, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, APRIL 29, 2019

“Honesty Day in America” 

“Isn’t Once A Year Enough?”

“Colluders In The Press

      (Finally Naming Names)

“PC Warning

(Whoever Is Declared The Biggest Victim Gets To Be The Biggest Bully!)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Babylon Bee’s Favorite “Creepy Joe” Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #829 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Reaction To D-RATS’ Supporting Voting Rights For Terrorists and Murderers In Prison, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, APRIL 28, 2019

The Blower’s Latest Mission”
(Looking For An Honest Politician)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(NYT: ‘Error of Judgment’ to Publish Anti-Semitic Cartoon Featuring Netanyahu as Guide Dog for Trump)

NYT: ‘Error of Judgment’ to Publish Anti-Semitic Cartoon Featuring Netanyahu as Guide Dog for Trump

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying To Prevent Politicization)

SATURDAY, APRIL 27, 2019

“Making Campaign Rallies Great Again” 

(Tonight In Green Bay, Wisconsin)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Another Exclusive” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Twenty Other 2020 D-RAT Presidential Campaigns’ Favorite “Creepy Joe” Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(On Day #827 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Ben Garrison’s Latest— “San Francisco —Past And Present,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:)

FRIDAY, APRIL 26, 2019

“Veracity Scorecard” 

(Why Do Our Elected Officials Always Score So Low?)image024

“Remembering Political Liars Day” 
(Because We Forgot It Was Last Week)

“Arbor Day” 

(What Do You Mean, You Forgot?)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(Here’s What Happened To The Reds This Year)

“Political Posters
(Includes Bob Newhart’s Favorite FAKE NEWS CNN Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #826 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Which Nickname to use (“Creepy Joe” or “Sleepy Joe”), Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 2019

“Electoral Intelligence” 

(Never Mis-underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups)

Melania’s Birthday
(Make Sure You Sign Her Card)

“Take Your Daughter, Son, Or Trannie to Work Day” 
(But What If Your Mom’s A Hooker?)image014

Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes Judicial Watch President Tom Fitton’s Favorite Crooked Hillary And Co-Conspirator Obama Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #825 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Crooked Hillary Really Said “Trump would be indicted for obstruction if he wasn’t POTUS,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24, 2019

“Tweets to the Tweets” 

(All That Twitters Is Not Gold!)

“Phony Job Titles” 

(What’s So Bad About Being A Secretary Anyway?)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(‘Fat Sex Therapist’ Compares Fitness Trainers To Nazis, Children’s Dieting To Sexual Assault)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #47, Published April 23, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Sean Hannity’s Favorite Cook-ed Hillary Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #824 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Who The Next RINO Backstabber Will Be, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, APRIL 23, 2019

“Adverse Armenian Anniversary” 

(Which Some Still Won’t Dare Call By Its Name)

“F-Bomb Anniversary

(Remembering When Reds Manager Dropped 77 F-bombs in Tirade Of Biblical Proportions)

“Employer Warning” 

(Tomorrow is Secretary’s Day!)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(First, Some News You Won’t See)

“Political Posters
(Includes The Trumpster’s Favorite Satirical Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning,On Day #823 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why Obama and Crooked Hillary Won’t Blame “Murdering Muslims” For Sri Lanka Attacks Against Christianity, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, APRIL 22, 2019

“Ecological Warning”

(Liberal Politicians Are Using All the Mud!)

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Endangered Species 

(Regional RINO Report)

 “Earth Day Origin” 
(Possibly An Early Version Of Fake News)

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“Political Posters
(Includes We’re Pretty Sure We Found Our Climate Change Deniers’ Favorite Earth Day Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #822 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Sick And Tired Of Hearing About The Mueller Hoax, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary)

SUNDAY, APRIL 21, 2019

Savior Sunday” 

(Roses Are Red, Violets Are Bluish. If It Wasn’t For Jesus, You’d All Be Jewish!)image022

“Earth Day Alert” 

(And We’re Getting Ready For More Liberal Crap)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Guest List Really Loaded With D-RATS!)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Prosecutions)

“Easter Cartoons” 

(This Morning, On Day #819 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, We’re Taking Time Out From Politics)image004 - Copy

SATURDAY, APRIL 20, 2019

HITLER HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOT LINE
(E-mail your best wishes to Adolph today)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Racino Riff Raff” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disinenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(‘Hail Satan?’ Documentary Premieres on Good Friday)

“Political Posters
(Includes We’re Pretty Sure We Found Greg Gutfeld’s Favorite Crooked Hillary Poster…)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(On Day #820 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Ben Garrison’s Latest— “Yes We Can,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary)

FRIDAY, APRIL 19, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(Includes White Privilege Posters)

image020Special “Friends of the Jews” E-dition 

(Remember in the Ten Commandments when Charlton Heston and his wife Lili Munster led the Jews out of the Land of Egypt?)

“Good Friday” 

(It Wasn’t So Good For Jesus!)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(Government Spending Really Hasn’t Been Cut)

“Political Posters
(Includes We’re Pretty Sure We Found Steve Chabothead’s Favorite Doofus D-RAT Poster…)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #819 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Observing Good Friday By Getting Ready For Passover Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

THURSDAY, APRIL 18, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(More Mueller Madness)

Celebrating Patriots’ Day Tomorrow

(Another Occasion For Gay Guys To Wear Their Powder White Wigs)image007

“Really Patriotic Patriots’ Day” 

(Because You Can Never Be Too Patriotic)image004

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(Totally Consumed By “Mueller Madness)

“Political Posters
(Includes We’re Pretty Sure We Found Our Favorite Mueller Madness Poster…)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #818 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Mueller Madness After AG Barr Said “No Obstruction Or Collusion” One More Time At This Morning’s Press Conference, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 17, 2019

“Earth Day Promo” 

(And Global Warming Is Still A Total Bunch Of Liberal Crap)image022

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Catholic University May Sanction Students For Having Premarital Sex)

“Promoting Patriots’ Day” 

  (Because It’s Now Time For Something Completely Patriotic!)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #46, Published April 16, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Friends’ And Families’ (Awaiting The Arrival Of Tonight’s Tri-State Honor Flight At 2100@CVG) Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #817 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How The Cross Survived the Notre Dame Fire, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

TUESDAY, APRIL 16, 2019

 “America’s Tax Freedom Day” 
(The Best Part About Tax Freedom Day)

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“Emancipation Day” 

(Waiting To See This Year’s Rallies And Riots!)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(FIRST, A SMALL NEWS ITEM YOU WON’T SEE ON FAKE NEWS TV)

“Political Posters
(Includes Radical Jihadists’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #816 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Cincinnati’s Midget Mayor John Cranley will be welcoming Trump’s Illegal Aliens On Cinco De Mayo like he welcomed all those Syrian Refugees, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

MONDAY, APRIL 15, 2019

“Boston Marathon Update” 

(Increased Security During The Trump Administration Has Become the New Normal)

Official “Tax Day” E-dition 

(Giving You 1040 More Reasons To Hate The Government!)

“Political Posters
(Includes Over-Taxed Payers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #815 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When All Those Illegal Aliens Leftists Love Will Start Arriving At Sanctuary Cities, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)