Special “Tax Freedom Day in Kentucky” E-dition

FRIDAY, APRIL 12, 2019
Trump’s 812th Day In Office

Getting Lucky in Kentucky


Bluegrass Bureau Ken CamBoo says Tax Freedom Day 2019 in Kentucky may have occurred on Wednesday, but it won’t arrive for the country as a whole until April 16. According to our friends at The Tax Foundation, today’s the day in CamBooLand each year you stop working exclusively for the government, because every dollar you’ve earned so far this year will have theoretically gone to pay all of your federal, state, and local taxes for 2019.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Franklin P. Adams’ “Count the day won when, turning on its axis, this earth imposes no additional taxes.”  And many people remember when FDR said “Taxes shall be levied according to ability to pay. That is the only American principle.”

image017image007THE CAMBOOZLER says Tax Freedom Day came to Kentucky six days before “Tax Day” in America on April 16 (only the 105th day of the year) and two days before April 14, when over-taxed payers on the North Shore can begin working for themselves, since everybody knows state and local taxes are lower in Kentucky. Maybe that explains why so many folks besides Bungals bad boys and over-sexed MILFs prefer living in Kentucky, the land of fast women and beautiful horses. Which is why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane will never forget that time he had a three-hour lunch at the Wok with Miss Vicki and Y’All Ville Mayor Blondie Whalen.

To find out tax rates for different states,  you can check that out HERE.

image017YOUR FRIENDS AT THE IRS say most people don’t have to keep their tax records for more than three years, but if we suspect you’re a tax cheat, we’ll make you produce every document from the day you were born.

image017MOISES, JULIO, ALFREDO, AND JOSE say, “Please don’t forget to pay your taxes next Monday. all those millions of illegal immigrants (Obama’s Undocumented Future DemocRAT Voters) are depending on you.)

image017image008ANGRY OVER-TAXED PAYERS say until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid members of Congress should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free.

image017RECENTLY IN CONGRESS, Deranged D-RAT Socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggested the IRS should do your taxes for you.

image017TURBO-TAXERS ON A RANT say there should be no withholding. No phony “refunds.” If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, people would actually know how much they’re paying.

image017TAX-AND-SPENDERS RUNNING FOR RE-ELECTION say it’s a good thing they don’t hold every election on TAX DAY.

image017WHISTLEBLOWER POLLSTER RON RASMUSSEN saysHere’s some good news: Forty percent (40%) of Likely U.S. Voters think the country is heading in the right direction, so go ahead and send in your 1040s.



image017COMPASSIONATE CONSERVATIVES sayFor all the taxes they take out of our paychecks, the least they could do is send us a picture of the ghetto family we’re supporting.”

image017OUR GOOD FRIEND KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS says, After working on my taxes all weekend, I now have 1040 more reasons to hate the government.”

image017GOOF DOOFUS remembers when all his staffers had to work until midnight at his H&R Doofus offices to help all his constituents get their taxes done.

image017NATHAN “CORNBREAD” SMITH AND MICHAEL LIQUID PLUMMER wonder if the tax on booze is deductible.

image017ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS wants to know if he’s allowed to deduct all those fines he had to pay for filing frivolous lawsuits.

image017STEVE “I’M 5’0, NOT 4’11” MERGELE wonders why elevator shoes aren’t deductible.

image017PHYLLIS ON MADISON says, Every year on April 15, I help Will “The Thrill “Terwort work on his extension.”

image017CLUELESS MARC WILSON wonders if Beano qualifies as a “deductible prescription.”

image017GEX “RHYMES WITH SEX” WILLIAMS asks if inflatable sheep can be considered an entertainment expense.

image017DILDO WORLD CEO PATTY BRISBEN tells her customers Batteries are Deductible!”

image017image013BLONDIE WHALEN says, How about Clairol?”

image017VANILLA HILLS VIGILANTES wonder if Sticky Fingers ever declared his embezzlement income from the Civic Club.

image017UPTIGHT BITCHES IN FORT MITCHELL say, You’ll never guess what we claimed as deductions.”

image017RICK “THE BATBOY” ROBINSON wonders if it was legal for him to deduct for all those lunches when he tried to bribe Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to plug his book.

image017OUR FOUNDING FATHERS say, “By now you will have probably learned that taxation ‘with representation’ isn’t so hot either.

image017image014HORNY IN HEBRON says, “You still haven’t told us which one of our local TV morning news babes was absent that time, after sources say she was suspended for getting hammered on Opening Day, requiring the news director to take her home, and then she called in sick the next morning?”

image017JOEY VOTTO says It’s hard to believe how much in taxes I pay on that $38,000 I get every time I come to the plate.”

image017TRISH THE DISH wants to know exactly when everybody’s taxes are due.

image017WCPO-TV HELICOPTER REPORTER DAN CARROLL (FORMERLY WITH TV 19) says, Can you believe, I used to have to listen to that every day?”

Now Let’s All Sing Our Tax Freedom Day Song

 image015Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially noted tax scofflaw Roger Ach.


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Some tax free items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally tax free subscribers, but we could always use a lot more.


Whistleblower Video of the Day

Three Great Reasons to Pay Your Taxes (or Else)!

image019(Sent in by Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend, nearly noted author Mark Faust [546 Friends, 46 Mutual Friends, including Bob McEwen and Cathy Brinkman], who has certainly come a long way since he used to cut Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s grass as a teenager.)

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