RECENT E-DITIONS (MARCH 18-APRIL 12)

december-7-updateFRIDAY, APRIL 12, 2019

“D-RATS’ First 100 Days Report Card” 

(A Far-Left Agenda While Attempting To Harass the President!)

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“Where’s The Rally” 

(Isn’t Tax Reform Still A BFD?)

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Tax Freedom Day in Kentucky”   

(Free At Last, Free At Last! Thank God Almighty Y’All Free At Last.’)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Ringling Brotherss’ Favorite Poster)

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“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Disingenuous D-RATS And The Destroy Trump Mob In The Media Complain About Attorney General William Barr’s Actually Doing His Job, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(Do the rich really want to pay more?)

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THURSDAY, APRIL 11, 2019

“Conservative Gloating” 

(It’s The Way Real Conservatives Talk)

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“Tax Freedom Day In The Tri-State”
(With Everybody Wondering Which State Would Be the Earliest)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(FIRST, A SMALL NEWS ITEM YOU WON’T SEE ON FAKE NEWS TV)

“Political Posters
(Includes Crooked Hillary Bashers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #811 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Disingenuous D-RATS Continue Their Efforts To See The Mueller Report That Shows Collusion, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 10, 2019

Tax Freedom Day Analysis”

(At Least The Trumpster Has It Moving In The Right Direction)

“Tax Freedom Day Announcement” 
(It’s Still Six More Days Away)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #46, Published April 16, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(Includes Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #810 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Leftists’ Lunatic Attack On Kirsten Nielsen, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, APRIL 09, 2019

“Tax Scofflaw Update” 

(Record Number of Delinquent Over-Taxed Payers Expected! )

“Chaos On Campus” 

(If Having Sex Were More Like Watching Porn)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(FIRST, A SMALL NEWS ITEM YOU WON’T SEE ON FAKE NEWS TV)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Rod Serling’s Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #809 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Joe Biden Is Still The Leading 2020 D-RAT Presidential Candidate, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary)

MONDAY, APRIL 08, 2019

“Monday’s Message” 

(YOU MAY NOW KISS THE RING OF AL SHARPTON, THE COUNTRY’S BIGGEST RACE-BAITER )

“Draining The Swamp” 

(It’s More Than A Metaphor)

“Humor In Politics” 

(Today We’re Updating Some Old Chicken Jokes)

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Another “Tax Man Cometh” E-dition 

(Remember When America Was Founded To Avoid Taxation?)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Colorblind Conservatives’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #808 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About Our Doofus D-RATS’ Solution To Their “Joe Biden Problem,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

SUNDAY, APRIL 07, 2019

“Fake News Update” 
(News Lies Are Printed, Too!)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Fair And Balanced?)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Prayer)

SATURDAY, APRIL 06, 2019

“Fake News Survey” 

(To Pick The Trumpster’s Final Fake News Four)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Family Friendly” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(What?! WH Correspondents’ Association Hails CNN’s Kavanaugh Coverage)This Week’s Worst Example

“Political Posters
(
Includes Our Godfather’s Favorite Poster)

“Missing Person Alert” 
(Another IRS Taxing Adventure
)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

( This Morning, On Day #806 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For Our Lunchtime Chick-Fil-A Delivery, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:)

FRIDAY, APRIL 05, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(Breaking News)

Tax Freedom Day Update”

(It Still May Be Several Weeks Away!)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Our Trumpsters’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #805 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Doofus D-RATS Debating Support Of Sharia Law, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(The Best Part About Paying Your Taxes)image022

image003image017THURSDAY, APRIL 04, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics”
(Jihad Watch In Cincinnati)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Markie Mallory)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(A Little News Item You Won’t See On FAKE NEWS TV)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Biden Bashers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #804 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Highly Amused By Trump’s April Fool’s Day Troll On The D-RATS, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 03, 2019

“Liberal Propaganda Media” 

(Ridiculous Bullshit Update)

Tax Freedom Day Update”

(It Still May Be Several Weeks Away!)

“Criminal Immigrant Update” 

(If You Let Them, They Will Come)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #45, Published April 9, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(
Includes Border Patrol’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #803 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What Would Happen If Border Patrol Agents Found An Illegal Alien Having Sex With A Cow, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, APRIL 02, 2019

 “Constitutional Crisis” 
(It’s More Than Just Obama’s Bogus Birth Certificate!)image008

“Fair Weather Fans” 

(After All That Pre-Season Hype, How Much Does Anybody Really Expect From The Reds?)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(Losing Your Virginity: Expectations vs Reality)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(Some News You Won’t See On FAKE NEWS TV)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Crooked Hillary Bashers’ Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #802 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Enjoying Watching The Latest Creepy Joe Biden Scandal Unfold, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, APRIL 01, 2019

Our Annual “Mea Culpa” E-dition 

(Unlike Politicians, When We Apologize, We Really, Really Mean It!) 

“Politics Unusual” 

(Political Pass-Times)

 “The Tax Man Cometh” 

(Remember When America Was Founded To Avoid Taxation?)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(There once was an Old April Fool)

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“Political Posters
(
Includes Political Pranksters’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #801 Of The Trumpster’s First Term,  While Everybody Hereabouts Wondering How If They’ll Ever Find Any More Offensive Pictures Of Joe Biden’s Inappropriate Touching, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, MARCH 31, 2019

“Weekend Wisdom”
(Our Right-Wing Review Continues)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Media Reaction After Mueller Report’s Release)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Pastimes)

SATURDAY, MARCH 30, 2019

Women’s ‘HerstoryMonth”

(It’s just another made-up word Feminists use to make themselves feel good!)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Losers Legacies” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(BREAKING: NBC Editor Accused of Bullying Reporter on DNC’s Behalf)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Ari Fleischer’s Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(This Morning, On Day #799 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching The Latest Hits On D-RATS’ Reaction To The Mueller “No Collusion” Report, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:

FRIDAY, MARCH 29, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(“Russia Collusion Hall of Shame” )

Memories of Hype Gone By

(Especially When It Was For A Good Cause)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Robot Checkers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #798 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Wondering How Trump Comes Up With Those Special Nicknames He Gives People, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(“This Month Don’t Forget Women’s History)

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THURSDAY, MARCH 28, 2019

“Republican Replay”

(Making Campaign Rallies Great Again)

“Opening Day Memories” 

(Of Opening Days Gone By)

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“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Asstap Purvertal)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(Unfunny Late Night: We’ll ‘Die’ as ‘Dumb’ ObamaCare Repeal Destroys Us)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Socialists’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #797 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See If Trump Takes a Victory Lap In Michigan Tonight At His First MAGA Rally After The Mueller Report, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 27, 2019

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(“Post-Mueller Report Talking Points”)

“Opening Day Editorial” 

(Actually Written By Our Publisher)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #44, Published April 1, 1991)image005

“Political Posters
(
Includes RNC Chairman Ronna McDaniel’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #796 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching More Marvelous Fallout From The Mueller Report That Said “No Collusion,”  Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MARCH 26, 2019

“Tuesday’ Triumphs” 

(“Calling Trump A Traitor For Two Years”)

Opening Day At Last”

(It’s Almost “Next Year!”)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(Losing Your Virginity: Expectations vs Reality)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(Hume: Trump-Russia Coverage Worst Journalistic Debacle of My Lifetime)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Lindsey Graham’s Favorite Poster)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #795 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Enjoying Watching Leftists Go Off The Rails After The “No-Collision Mueller Report Was Released, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

MONDAY, MARCH 25, 2019

“Monday’s Message” 

(The Top Ten Signs Leftists Have Gone Off The Rails After The “No-Collision Mueller Report Was Released)

“Opening Day Hype” 

(Is This The “Next Year” We’ve All Been Waiting For Yet?)image006

“Dumbing Down Of America” 
(What We have Here Is A Failure To Communicate)

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“Political Posters
(
Includes Our FAKE NEWS CNN BASHERS’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #794 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Fallout From The Mueller Report That Said “No Collusion,”  Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, MARCH 24, 2019

“Weekend Wrap-up” 

(This Weekend From Florida)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(First Trump Twitter After Mueller Report’s Release)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Prosecutions)

SATURDAY, MARCH 23, 2019

“Draining The Swamp” 

(It’s More Than A Metaphor)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Opening Day Jitters” by James Jay Schifrin)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo”

(Watch Chris Matthews Suffer an EPIC Meltdown Over the Mueller Report)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Our Trump Derangement Sufferers’ Favorite Poster)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(This Morning, On Day #792 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching The Marvelous Media Meltdown After The Mueller Report Said No Indictments For Trump, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary:

FRIDAY, MARCH 22, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(Release Of The Mueller Report)

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)
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“Women’s History Month” 

(Helping Women Get Ahead)

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“Republican Replay” 

(Remembering When We Were All Watching Sluts In The Suburbs)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Our Jewish Subscribers’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #791 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What The Home Life Would Be Like For Kellyanne And George Conway, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(“This year on BB & BJ Day”)

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THURSDAY, MARCH 21, 2019

“Best Spring Break Ever” 

(Now We Know Why Trump High-Tails It To Mar-a-Lago Every Chance He Gets)

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“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Me, Greg Hartmann)

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Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Vile And Disgusting)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Bob Mueller’s UN-Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #790 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why So Many Formerly Fair-and-Balanced Cartoonists Have Gone Over To The Dark Side, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, MARCH 20, 2019

Let’s All Go on Spring Break

(Looking For Some Major Yabbos!)

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“BB & BJ Day”   

(This Year, Ladies, Give Your Guy What He Really Wants!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days”

(Edition #43, Published March 26, 1991)

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“Political Posters
(
Includes Trannies’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #789 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is No Longer Wondering If The D-RAT Party Is Antisemitic, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, MARCH 19, 2019

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(“The Snake”)

How Do You Know It’s Really Spring?” 

(When Late Night Comedians Start Making Spring Jokes!)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(Losing Your Virginity: Expectations vs Reality)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

( News You Won’t See On TV!)

“Political Posters
(
Includes Islamaphobes’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #788 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Says D-RATS Want To Lower The Voting Age To 16 Along With An IQ Of 69, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, MARCH 18, 2019

“Monday’s Message”

(Only 595 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election)

“Republican Replay” 

(The Day Kasich Was Pronounced “Delusional”)image006

Remembering Shock and Awe”

(Bush 41 called it “Operation Iraqi Freedom”)image005

“Political Posters
(
Includes White Supremacists’ Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #787 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Looking Forward To The Michigan MAGA Rally on March 28 (The Day Before Our Clermont Cronies’ Lincoln Reagan Dinner on March 29), Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. Get MAGA Rally Tickets HERE.)