SATURDAY, MARCH 09, 2019
Trump’s 778th Day In Office
It’s Almost Daylight Saving Time, Everybody!
IT’S NEARLY TIME TO SPRING FORWARD: Now where’d we put those damn instructions for changing the time on our new digital watch and the dashboard clock in our cars?
Our Quote for Today Committee likes Gary Shandling’s “I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was on the night the clocks are set ahead.”
But actually, as confusing as the reasons for Daylight Savings Time are, you shouldn’t forget Yogi Berra’s scientific explanation: “It gets late earlier out there.”
Now We Can All Stay Busy Watching Our Daylight Saving Time Videos
From The Whistleblower Archives
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