SUNDAY, MARCH 03, 2018
Trump’s 772nd Day In Office
This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Political Perceptivity in America.
Looking up “Perceptivity” in your Funk & Wagnalls, you’ll see that it means “having or showing keenness of insight, understanding, or intuition: a perceptive analysis of the problems involved, and having the power or faculty of perceiving.”
“As a Conservative, you used to think you were just a regular person,” Kane explained, “but you were born white, which now, whether you like it or not, makes you a RACIST. You were a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes you a FASCIST.
“You are heterosexual, which now makes you a HOMOPHOBE.
“You are mostly non-union, which makes you a TRAITOR TO THE WORKING CLASS and an ALLY OF BIG BUSINESS.
“You were baptized a Christian, which now labels you as an INFIDEL.
“You are retired, which makes you USELESS.
“You think and you reason, therefore, you doubt much that the main stream media tells you, which must make you a REACTIONARY.
“You are proud of your heritage, which makes you a XENOPHOBE.
“You value your safety and that of your family and you appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes you a RIGHT-WING EXTREMIST.
“You believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes you an ANTI-SOCIALIST.
“You (and most of the folks you know), acquired a fair education without student loan debts and little or no debt, which makes you some kind of an ODD UNDERACHIEVER.
‘You believe in the defense and protection of your country and you honor those who served in the Armed Forces, which now makes you a RIGHT WING-MILITANT.
“Those are just a few of the names you’re likely to be called during the next 610 days until the 2020 Election.
“That’s why you need to come to terms with the new you… because you’re just not sure who the hell you are anymore!
“Funny … all of that has just place over the since the Age Of Obama; prior to which you had no confusion or delusions about yourself.
“And as if all this nonsense wasn’t enough to deal with … Now you’re not even sure which public toilet to use!”
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness and the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because we’ve just experienced Trump’s Mid-Term Elections (a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), and Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Seventh 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 772 And There Are Now Only 610 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.