SUNDAY, MARCH 03, 2018
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Apple Has Done It Again
CUPERTINO, CA: Whistleblower Innovations Expert Edison Tadwell covered the announcement of a new product here this afternoon, when Apple Computer demonstrated a computer chip that can store and play Bose-stereo quality music from women’s breast implants. No Kidding!
The iTit will cost between $499 and $699 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.