Daily Archives: January 18, 2019

RECENT E-DITIONS (DECEMBER 31-JANUARY 18)

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 18, 2019

Another “Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was Obama’s Second-From-Final Day In Office)

“Friday’s Features” 

(The Blower’s Morning Memes Following The Trumpster’s Cancellation Of Nasty Nancy’s Trip)

“Political Posters” 
(We’re Pretty Sure We Found Today’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #728 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See If Trump Follows Up on the Blower’s Idea Of Delivering His State Of The Union Speech at A MAGA Rally on the Border, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”

(The Best Part Of Shutting The Government Down)

THURSDAY, JANUARY 17, 2019

Another “Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was Obama’s Third-From-Final Day In Office)

“Thursday’s Tactics” 
(Grounded: Trump Postpones Pelosi Trip With Perfect Response Letter)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

(ABC Hails Pelosi’s ‘Bold’ SOTU ‘Power Play’: Blocking Trump’s Address)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Eldon Pudpuller)

“Political Posters” 
(We’re Pretty Sure We Found Today’s Favorite Poster)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #727 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For All Of P&G’s Politically Correct “Toxic Masculinity” Gillette Ad Memes, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 16, 2019

Another “Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was Obama’s Fourth-From-Final Day In Office)

“Political Correctness Update” 

(Gillette Addresses “Toxic Masculinity” In Radical Feminist Ad Campaign)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

( This Morning,On Day #726 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Trump Should Upstage Nasty Nancy By Announcing A Really Big MAGA Rally On January 28 Instead Of Giving Another So-Called State Of The Union Address In The House Of Representatives, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, JANUARY 15, 2019

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(It Was Obama’s Fifth-From-Final Day In Office)

“Eternal Fund-Raising” 

(Focusing on E-Mail Campaigns)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(PROFS COMPARE TRUMP’S TWEETS TO BANANA REPUBLIC DICTATOR’S SPEECH)

Disingenuous D-RAT Talking Points Memo” 

(CNN Hires Anti-Trump Republican John Kasich as Senior Commentator)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #725 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Was Really Surprised When Ohio’s Delusional Republican Ex-Governor John Kasich Joined FAKE NEWS CNN As A So-Called “Senior Political Commentator” Where They’ll Call Him An “Influential Conservative,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, JANUARY 14, 2019

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was Obama’s Sixth-From-Final Day In Office)

“Monday Message” 

(His Expression, BTW, Was Priceless.)

Goodbye, Columbus” 

(What’s Next For John Kasich)

“Liberal Propaganda Media Update” 

(Another Egregious Editorial)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #724 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying The Latest D-RAT Rebuttal Jokes, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 13, 2019

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was Obama’s Seventh-From-Final Day In Office)  

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

D-RATS PARTY IN PUERTO RICO DURING SHUTDOWN

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re “Praying for Playgoers) 

SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, 2019

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was Obama’s Eighth-From-Final Day In Office)  

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(LOL: Trump Thanks Acosta for His ‘Sales Pitch’ Videos on the Border)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Signs Of The Timesby James Jay Schifrin)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #722 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Deep State Swamp panic over 85-Year-Old Liberal Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Health Issues , Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary

FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, 2019

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(It Was Obama’s Ninth-From-Final Day In Office)

“Friday’s Features” 

(Why The Blower Calls Obama The “Worst President” In History)

“Preying on The Poor”

(Didn’t State Lotteries Used To Be “Illegal?”)image004

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(“Conservative Challenges”
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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #721 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying The Mockery Of Tuesday Night’s Disingenuous D-RAT Rebuttal to The Trumpster’s Border Wall Crisis Speech, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics” 
(You can’t believe all the stupid things D-RATS are saying during Schumer’s Shutdown over Trump’s Border Wall)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(It Was Obama’s Tenth-From-Final Day In Office) 

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Media Let Dems Off the Hook: ‘No Incentive’ to Compromise)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Little Eric D)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #720 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See How All Those Liberal Cartoonists Reacted To Tuesday Night’s Disingenuous D-RAT Rebuttal to The Trumpster’s Border Wall Crisis Speech, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 09, 2019

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”

(Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi Looked Like They Were Being Forced To Make A Hostage Tape.)

“Free Grain Party Platform”
(People Helping Themselves!)image015

“Virile Verdicts” 

(The Jury Is In)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #33, Published January 15, 1991)image004

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #719 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Reaction To Last Night’s Pelosi-and-Schumer D-RAT Rebuttal to The Prersident’s Border Wall Crisis Speech , Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, JANUARY 08, 2019

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Elvis’ Birthday”

(Elvis says, “Don’t Be Cruel!”)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(University Seminar Teaches Faculty Not To Judge ‘Quality’ Of Writing When Grading)

Surprise Party Surprise” 

(Not Everybody We Invited Showed Up!)image007

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(More Trump Derangement Syndrome)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #718 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Hate-Trump Media Hype The Pelosi-Schumer Response To Trump’s Border Wall Speech Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, JANUARY 07, 2019

“Birthday Bashing” 
(Why Not Celebrate Every Day Like It’s Your Birthday?)

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Free Grain Party” E-dition 

(Their Motto is “Help Yourself!”)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #717 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When Schumer’s Shutdown Will Ever End, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 06, 2019

“Weekend Wrap-up” 

(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)image028

Marvin Lewis Obama” 

(Coaching His Final Bungals Debacle)image004

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re “Praying for Potty Mouths) 

SATURDAY, JANUARY 05, 2019

  “Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was Almost Over)  

“Political Insight” 

(Understanding The Trump Phenomenon)

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Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(First Some News You Won’t See)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“The Eyes Have Itby James Jay Schifrin)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #715 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Anybody Noticed The Two Adjoining Counties To Buena Vista County In Iowa Where D-RAT Senator Liz Warren Will Be Speaking This Weekend, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 04, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(Tonight, It’s The Top Ten Ways You Know Inmates Have Taken Over The Asylum At The Most Dysfunctional House Of Representatives In History)

“Improving Military Morale” 

(During The Trump Administration)

“A More Fun Intelligence Briefing” 

(For Presidents Who Don’t Like Boring Intelligence Briefings)image004

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(One More 2018 Year-End Review
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 03, 2019

 Resolutions Update” 

(Is a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?”)  image010

“Birthday Buildup”

(Statistics Show People Who Have The Most Live The Longest)

“Words Have Precise Meaning” 

(Except When Spoken By Politicians)image005

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Flashback: ABC Cheered Pelosi ‘Taking Care of the Children & Country’)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Juanito Rameriz)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #713 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See Our Disingenuous D-RATS In The House Waste Time and Overtaxed Payers Money Whining About Impeaching Trump, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 02, 2019

“Resolutions and Restitutions” 

(The Lifespan Of The Average New Year’s Resolution Is About Three Minutes!)

Significant Birthdays” 

(Happy Birthday, Millard!)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(Harvard Decries ‘Destructive’ New Trump Admin Policy)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #32, Published January 8, 1991)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #712 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What Happens At This Afternoon’s Border Security Briefing In The Situation Rooms At The White House This Afternoon, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, JANUARY 01, 2019

National Hangover Day” 

(Waiting To See Who Won Trump’s “King of Fake News” Contest)

“Rhyme Time” 

(From the Scene of the Crime)image005

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(NYT Hails Obama’s Best-of-2018 List: ‘Out of Office but Still in Step’)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #711 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Rooting For Schumer’s Shutdown Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2018

Last-Minute “Before The End Of The Year” E-dition 

(Not A Fund-Raising E-Mail)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #710 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If There Is Still Time To Accomplish Anything Worthwhile Today, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )