RECENT E-DITIONS (DECEMBER 24-JANUARY 11)

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SATURDAY, JANUARY 12, 2019

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #722 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Deep State Swamp panic over 85-Year-Old Liberal Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s Health Issues , Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary

FRIDAY, JANUARY 11, 2019

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(It Was Obama’s Ninth-From-Final Day In Office)

“Friday’s Features” 

(Why The Blower Calls Obama The “Worst President” In History)

“Preying on The Poor”

(Didn’t State Lotteries Used To Be “Illegal?”)image004

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(“Conservative Challenges”
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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #721 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying The Mockery Of Tuesday Night’s Disingenuous D-RAT Rebuttal to The Trumpster’s Border Wall Crisis Speech, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

THURSDAY, JANUARY 10, 2019

“Thursday’s Tactics” 
(You can’t believe all the stupid things D-RATS are saying during Schumer’s Shutdown over Trump’s Border Wall)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(It Was Obama’s Tenth-From-Final Day In Office) 

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Media Let Dems Off the Hook: ‘No Incentive’ to Compromise)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Little Eric D)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #720 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See How All Those Liberal Cartoonists Reacted To Tuesday Night’s Disingenuous D-RAT Rebuttal to The Trumpster’s Border Wall Crisis Speech, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 09, 2019

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”

(Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi Looked Like They Were Being Forced To Make A Hostage Tape.)

“Free Grain Party Platform”
(People Helping Themselves!)image015

“Virile Verdicts” 

(The Jury Is In)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #33, Published January 15, 1991)image004

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #719 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Reaction To Last Night’s Pelosi-and-Schumer D-RAT Rebuttal to The Prersident’s Border Wall Crisis Speech , Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, JANUARY 08, 2019

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Elvis’ Birthday”

(Elvis says, “Don’t Be Cruel!”)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(University Seminar Teaches Faculty Not To Judge ‘Quality’ Of Writing When Grading)

Surprise Party Surprise” 

(Not Everybody We Invited Showed Up!)image007

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(More Trump Derangement Syndrome)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #718 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Hate-Trump Media Hype The Pelosi-Schumer Response To Trump’s Border Wall Speech Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, JANUARY 07, 2019

“Birthday Bashing” 
(Why Not Celebrate Every Day Like It’s Your Birthday?)

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Free Grain Party” E-dition 

(Their Motto is “Help Yourself!”)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #717 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When Schumer’s Shutdown Will Ever End, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, JANUARY 06, 2019

“Weekend Wrap-up” 

(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)image028

Marvin Lewis Obama” 

(Coaching His Final Bungals Debacle)image004

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re “Praying for Potty Mouths) 

SATURDAY, JANUARY 05, 2019

  “Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was Almost Over)  

“Political Insight” 

(Understanding The Trump Phenomenon)

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Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(First Some News You Won’t See)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“The Eyes Have Itby James Jay Schifrin)

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“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #715 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Anybody Noticed The Two Adjoining Counties To Buena Vista County In Iowa Where D-RAT Senator Liz Warren Will Be Speaking This Weekend, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 04, 2019

“Friday’s Features” 

(Tonight, It’s The Top Ten Ways You Know Inmates Have Taken Over The Asylum At The Most Dysfunctional House Of Representatives In History)

“Improving Military Morale” 

(During The Trump Administration)

“A More Fun Intelligence Briefing” 

(For Presidents Who Don’t Like Boring Intelligence Briefings)image004

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(One More 2018 Year-End Review
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THURSDAY, JANUARY 03, 2019

 Resolutions Update” 

(Is a New Year’s Resolution the same as a “Political Promise?”)  image010

“Birthday Buildup”

(Statistics Show People Who Have The Most Live The Longest)

“Words Have Precise Meaning” 

(Except When Spoken By Politicians)image005

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Flashback: ABC Cheered Pelosi ‘Taking Care of the Children & Country’)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Juanito Rameriz)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #713 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See Our Disingenuous D-RATS In The House Waste Time and Overtaxed Payers Money Whining About Impeaching Trump, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 02, 2019

“Resolutions and Restitutions” 

(The Lifespan Of The Average New Year’s Resolution Is About Three Minutes!)

Significant Birthdays” 

(Happy Birthday, Millard!)

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“Chaos On Campus” 

(Harvard Decries ‘Destructive’ New Trump Admin Policy)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #32, Published January 8, 1991)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #712 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What Happens At This Afternoon’s Border Security Briefing In The Situation Rooms At The White House This Afternoon, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, JANUARY 01, 2019

National Hangover Day” 

(Waiting To See Who Won Trump’s “King of Fake News” Contest)

“Rhyme Time” 

(From the Scene of the Crime)image005

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(NYT Hails Obama’s Best-of-2018 List: ‘Out of Office but Still in Step’)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #711 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Rooting For Schumer’s Shutdown Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 31, 2018

Last-Minute “Before The End Of The Year” E-dition 

(Not A Fund-Raising E-Mail)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This MorningOn Day #710 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If There Is Still Time To Accomplish Anything Worthwhile Today, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 30, 2018

“Getting Ready For 2019”

(Start By Just Saying “No” to New Year’s Resolutions)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re “Praying for More P-Words” ) 

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2018

“Liberals’ List”

(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)

“Plagiarized Political Prose” 

(Not Written By Jeff Foxworthy)

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Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(MSNBC Ignores Cop Allegedly Murdered by Illegal Immigrant)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“So Now You Know” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

This Morning, On Day #708 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Says Trump Should Keep The Government Shut Down Until Congress Gives The American People What They Voted For, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(SCHUMER SHUTDOWN UPDATE )

“Fake News Update”
(“King of Fake News” Contest)

“Trump’s To Do List” 

(Some Things We’d Like To See Included)

“Hillary’s Hangups” 

(Trying To See If There’s A Pattern)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Year-End Wussie Bashing)

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2018

“Saying Goodbye To 2018” 

(It Was Our Trumpiest Year Ever)image013

“Avoiding Holiday Depressions”

(Laughing At Other People’s Pain)

Many Happy Returns” 

(Let’s Take Back All Those Crappy Presents For A Refund)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(WashPost Stealth Edits Item Attacking Trump After WSJ Calls Them Out)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Little Mikey Brown)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #706 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Has Not Been Inconvenienced By The So-Called Government Shutdown, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2018

AnnualCinci-Kwanzaabration E-dition

(It Wouldn’t Be Politically Correct To Make Kwanzaa Jokes Today!)image022

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Five Most Politically Biased Courses Of 2018)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #31, Published January 1, 1991)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning,On Day #705 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When Members Of Congress Plan To Vote Themselves Another Raise, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 25, 2018

“Christmas Day” E-dition

(Featuring “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Twelve Days Of Christmas)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(11 of the Most Outrageous Moments from CNN’s ‘Cuomo Prime Time’ in ’18)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, On Day #704 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why Members of Congress Still Get Paid During Their Government Shutdown, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 24, 2018

“Shutdown Dance Update” 

(Don’t Worry— Congress Will Still Be Paid)

“Christmas Eve Day” 
(Happy Humbug, Everybody)

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“Political Christmas Cards”
(Paid For By Their Campaigns)

“Christmas Cockle Warming” 
(Making You Feel Good All Over)

“Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“ConservativCartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #703 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Persons Of Consequence Will Know The Government Shutdown Is Over, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)