FRIDAY, DECEMBER 07, 2018
Trump’s 686th Day In Office
This Should Be The Stupidest Protest Yet
This weekend at the Whistleblower Newswire, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo will be working on a big really story about George Soros’ Million Moron March our Feckless Fishwrappers were orchestrating in Northern Kentucky.
The Liberal Media Conspiracy was hoping a lot of local Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Fail To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For “Crooked Hillary,” and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, would show up for NKY Unites’ totally meaningless Love Trumps Hate social action demonstration against selected Liberal Agenda targets like racism, bigotry, homophobia, sexism, xenophobia, and class discrimination. The Blower urges Frumpy Feminists to wear bras so their itty bitty titties didn’t get too cold.
Besides homophobia and xenophobia, Moronic Millennials, baby killers, and people who had only voted three times protesting against Islamophobia, Genophobia, and Trumpophobia, were also welcome.
Meanwhile in Anderson Township, Trustee Andy Pappas had organized a Pro-Trump Rally that included rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horn-swagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because Mid-Term Elections were National Elections, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 686 And There Are Now Only 697 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.