RECENT E-DITIONS (NOVEMBER 12-30)

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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

More “Political Posters” 
(Adding To Our Ever-Expanding Collection)

“Guns For Everybody”

(Good Advice After Eight Years Of Obama)image011

“Liberal Christmas Gifts” 
(What To Give That Person Who’s Just Lost Everything)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Is there help for the old GOP?)

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Truth About Bunky Tadwell” 

(From His Long-Time Publisher)

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(CNN’s Sciutto Worries We Will All Be Burned to Death by Climate Change)

“Sexual Harassment Epidemic” 

(All Groping, All The Time)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is “Gex” Wanker)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #675 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, On Day #677 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For Leftists Heads To Explode Reacting To Trump’s Latest Toxic Twitter, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(Ben Garrison’s GrrrNewsletter)

“Great Sex In The News Room” 

(It’s Not All Harassment)

“Jihad in America Update”

(ISIS At OSU)

“Surviving Terrorist Attacks” 

(It Helps If You’re Prepared)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(We Saw “Another Real Guest Editorial By Bunky Tadwell” In Edition #27, Published November 27, 1990)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #675 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, On Day #677 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For Leftists Heads To Explode Reacting To Trump’s Latest Toxic Twitter, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2018

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Ohio State Police Officer Alan Horujko was a hero after he shot and killed a terrorist who’d gone on a murderous jihad at OSU)

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“Early Christmas Sales” 

(And don’t ever ask how they’re going to pay for it!)image012

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Labor Union Slams Umass For Letting Sean Spicer Speak)Labor Union Slams Umass For Letting Sean Spicer Speak

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Hypocrisy: Outraged Nets Ignore Obama’s Use Of Tear Gas)

“Early Conservative Seasons Greetings” 

(Getting With The Conservative Christmas Spirit)image004

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About The Trumpster’s Effect Today On Cindy Hyde-Smith’s Mississippi Senate Runoff Election, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2018

“D-RAT Migration Invasion Update” 

(Make Sure They Send In The Skunk)

 “2018 Holiday Confusion” 

(Liberals Now Say You Can’t Wish Anybody Anything!)

“Making America Great Again” 

(Helping Dumbed-Down DemocRATS)

“Cyber-Monday” 

(What It Actually Means)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #675 Of The Trumpster’s First Term,  While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Tonight’s Twin Trump MAGA Rallies In Mississippi Are To Conclude Trump’s 2018 Mid-Term Elections, Or To Kick Off Trump’s 2020 Re-election Rallies For The Next 708 More Days, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

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SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2018

“Weekend Wrap-up” 

(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)

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“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Whistleblower NFL Boycott Update” 

(Did You See All Those Empty Seats Today?)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Parodies)

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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2018

Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Like Nixon in Watergate, Trump ‘Open to Impeachment,’ Liberals Claim)

“Imagine If You Will” 

(Thanksgiving Dinner in the Twilight Zone)

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“Patronage County Today” 

(“Gripe” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

(This Morning, On Day #673 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Blower’s Coverage Of Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s 2020 Presidential Campaign, We’re Hoping Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 
(America’s Worst Holiday)

“Shop Till You Drop” 

(Is Giving “Used Gifts” Still OK During Trump’s Surging Economy?)image004

“No Brawls At The Malls”
(Still Waiting For All Those Brutal Fights To Break Out Across Trump’s America)

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“Busiest Shoplifting Day of the Year” 

(When Will Butterball Be Recalling All Those Tainted Turkeys?)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(The Best Part Of Thanksgiving Day
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2018

“CELEBRATING NACHO DAY”

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Harper’s Bazaar Writer: Become Annoyingly Political at Thanksgiving)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(Remembering that “Special Collection of Thanksgiving Cartoons” following Trump’s 2016 Presidential Campaign to see how many would be relevant today.)

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“Talking Turkeys” 

(Our Time-Honored Tradition Continues)image004

“Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” 

(Does anybody remember the Pilgrims Story, brought to you by the Whistleblower Players?)

“Turkey Contest Winner” 

(Let’s Get Ready To Gobble!)image005

“Conservative Agenda” 
(Remembering JFK’s Assassination)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Porky Dorkman)

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2018

“Politically Incorrect Party Planning”

(Getting Ready To Get Stuffed)image015

“All Black Friday Sales Matter” 

(Are You Sure That’s Not Racist?)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #26, Published November 20, 1990)image006

“Pre-Holiday Un-Productivity” 

(Starting The Weekend Early, Like On Wednesday?)image005

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #670 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Latest FAKE NEWS Coverage of Trump’s Rigged Turkey Pardons, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 2018

“Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” 

(Today Might Be A Pretty Good Day, Unless You’re An Overtaxed Payer Or A Turkey!)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(They Kept Hooking Up After They Broke Up. When Her Friends Found Out, She Accused Him Of Rape.)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Commemorative “Kennedy Assassination” E-dition”

(Too Many People Have Forgotten…)image004

“Tuesday’s Toons”

( This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Waiting For The Court-Ordered Temporary Return Of FAKE NEWS CNN’s Rude-And-Obnoxious News Liar Jim Acosta, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(Satirical Web Pages)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Extension” 

(Your Deadline Is Now Tuesday At 4:00 PM)image005

 “Why We’re Thankful” 
(Today We’re Celebrating The 668th Day “Crooked Hillary” Has Not Been President) 

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Update” 

(You Now Have Only A Few More Hours To Get Your Nominations In)image005

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #668 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If The White House Is Ready For The Court-Ordered Temporary Return Of FAKE NEWS CNN’s Rude-And-Obnoxious News Liar Jim Acosta, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2018

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Pelosi)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Update” 

(You Now Have Less Than A Day To Get Your Nominations In)

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“Gettysburg Address” 

(Wouldn’t it be easier just to say “17325?”)

More “Bill Clinton BJ Jokes”

(Because Some People Might Not Remember!)image008

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2018

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(When Will CNN Stand Up for a Free Press?)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Deadline Update” 

(E-mail Your Nominations Today!)

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“Patronage County Today” 

(“Turkey Shoot” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Stupid Voter Definition” 
(Trying To Explain Exactly How They Got That Way!

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 
(Acosta Accosted)

“Seediest Kids of All”

(Today’s Worthy Waif Is Markie Mallory)

“Gettysburg Address” 

(Wouldn’t it be easier just to say “17325?”)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Deadline Announcement” 
(Sponsored By Dummy’s Restaurant)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(We Still Can’t Stop Gloating
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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”
(Some Of Our Usual Local Suspects in The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) More than 28 Years Ago )

“Curmudgeon Classics” 
(Making Faultfinding Great Again)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(MSNBC Flashback: Someone Should ‘SHIT’ in Sarah Palin’s Mouth)

“Obama’s America” 
(Technology + Basic Rudeness = People On Cell Phones Everywhere You Look)image017

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #664 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching All The Places D-RATS Are Finding Ballots For Their 2018 Florida Recount, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2018

“Pictorial Political Punditry”

 (Florida Recount Updated)

“Political Paychecks” 

(Trump’s Salary Is Only A Drop In The Bucket)image005

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #25, Published November 13, 1990)image006

“RETARD Alert”

(Know The Signs, Spot The Symptoms, Save A Life)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #663 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying Watching How The D-RATS 2018 Florida Recount Is Coming Along, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs”

(Ben Garrison’s GrrrNewsletter)

“Cell Phone Psychosis” 

(As Our Culture Continues To Devolve)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Calif College Wants ‘Progressive Thought Leaders At Every Level Of Gov’t’)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(CNN Gushes Over Pelosi as ‘Original Badass Woman of Washington’)

“Conservative Gloating”

(It’s The Way Real Conservatives Talk)

“Tuesday’s Toons

While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About The Real Results Of Our 2018 Mid-Term Elections, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 12, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(Satirical Web Pages)

“Political Prevaricators”  

(They All Need “Pants-on-Fire” Insurance!)

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“PIST-AWF Disease Update” 

(The Epidemic Will Not Soon Be Ended)

“Veterans Day Memories” 

(War Stories You Hear When Old Soldiers Get Together)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #661 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Enjoying The Additional Veterans Day Cartoons We’re Adding To Our Collection, Our Conservative Cartoonists Carry On With Their Caustic Commentary.)