1992 — Twenty-Sixth Anniversary Edition — 2018

Trump’s 656th Day In Office

That’s Why We’re Still Staying Around

image005The Whistleblower Newswire came out of retirement twenty-six years ago on the day after Election Day in 1992 following our decision to suspend publication a year earlier.

Hurley the Historian says we had to return. November 5, 1991 Edition # 75 of the original Whistleblower print edition was supposed to be our final edition. But after witnessing an endless barrage of biased reporting and the unmitigated mess the news media made of Campaign ’92, the results of that year’s elections were not all that surprising.

Voters in ’92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom The Blower predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas.

America got a leader it truly deserved— more arrogant than JFK, fewer scruples than LBJ, and rivaling the Carter-Mondale administration for sheer stupidity.

image006Fast to the Media’s Obama-nation since the Presidential Election of 2012: It has been the most dishonest, relentlessly one-sided campaign of bias and distortion by the mainstream media in American history. We thought we’d already witnessed the “Death of Objective Journalism in America,” but unfortunately, this year Obama’s and Hillary’s Supporters in the Press are still too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest to bring you the truth. The Media officially lost all of its credibility on Election Night 2016, thanks to Donald Trump!

Not that all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President In History In The White House—Twice, And Had Planned To Give Obama A Third Term By Voting For “Crooked Hillary,” And Get All Of Their “Fake News” From Our Local Obama Supporters In The Press, Like The Ones At The Fishwrap, and on Channels 5, 9, 12, and 19, really give a big rat’s ass. This year, people seemed surprised when we asked them if they planned to vote on Tuesday. Their ignorance and apathy were overwhelming. We thought we were watching Mark Dice last year reporting on all those Hillary Supporters comparing Trump’s Victory to 9/11. No Kidding.

Back in ’92, The Blower only planned to stay around for a short time. But today, even after 9,496.3 straight days of penetrating reporting, scathing commentary, and shining the light of truth on liars and deceivers, our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press (especially the Idiotorial Board of Feckless Fishwrap and Gannett Farm Teamers at the Community Press) still don’t get it. Their coverage of Indecision 2018 became even more lazy, stupid, and dishonest. “Media Watchdogs, indeed!” They were full-fledged members of the now totally discredited Radical Media Conspiracy.

Today the U.S. Debt Clock is more than $21 trillion, and one year after Trump’s Election, RINOs in Congress better start thinking about Draining The Swamp. Members of the Conservative Agenda will once begin analyzing results of Indecision 2018. Will The Blower be gloating about the number of our predictions that came true? You bet! As the official publication for all that scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the tri-state, our readers have every right to expect nothing less.

image009Voters hereabouts casting their ballots have obviously not yet learned what those Loony Libertarians always say, that “a vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil,” and people who don’t stand for something will fall for anything, because no matter the outcome, you should never ever vote for a candidate you don’t really know or believe in, and you should never vote for a feel good tax increase until you’ve figured how much it will cost you, on top of what you’re already paying.

Is it any wonder that Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports that after all the partisan debating leading up to the 2018 elections, voters of all parties agree that the candidates won’t deliver on what they promise.

Left-wing lunatics always predict The Whistleblower will cease to exist after Election Day, and once again this year, that prophecy did not come true. Our Quote for Today Committee says according to Mark Twain, “Reports of our death have been greatly exaggerated,” and as Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda at Chick-Fil-A, now it looks as if we get to have to stick around for just a little while longer.

image011You have only yourselves to blame.

We’re going to do it until they get it right.

So perhaps it’s time once again for Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto (Let’s all say it together):
Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there.
Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there.
And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down. And that goes double for RINOs.

image015Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially lazy, stupid, and dishonest members of the Fake News Media.


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 So God Made A Liberal… 

Published on Feb 7, 2013 A Tribute to Paul Harvey, a parody of the Superbowl “God Made A Farmer” commercial.

 image015Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

 The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda

The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.

That’s because we’ve just experienced Trump’s Mid-Term Elections (a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), and Congress, the Deep State, and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Sixth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 656 And There Are Now Only 727

 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.