Daily Archives: October 6, 2018

RECENT E-DITIONS (September 3-October 6)

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SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2018

Remembering “PussyGate” 

(When All The Trumpster’s Campaign Needed Was A Good Smear)

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“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(The Week in Media Bias History: Rush Is ‘Edgy,’ Just Like Hitler)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“DemocRAT Voter Fraud Delayed”  by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Remembering Trump’s “Pussygate”)image011

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, On Day #624 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See The Kavanaugh Family Featured At Tonight’s MAGA Rally In Topeka Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2018

“Friday’s Features”

(More Satirical Web Pages)

WHISTLEGRAM: 
(
October Is National Lie To Your Pollster Month)

“Political Phraseology” 
(“Welcome, Wordsmiths!”)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Vice Presidential Debate Review)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Playoff Pressures)

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THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(Ben Garrison’s GrrrNewsletter)

“Artis Conception Gallery” 

(Featuring the “$tan Che$ley” Collection)image011

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Too Political: 43% Surveyed Less Likely to Watch Sports)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Our Greedy TV Ad Salesmen Hope Campaign 2016 Never Ends)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #622 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Many Media Morons Actually Know The Meaning Of
“Cloture” anyway, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 3, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Card” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(
Peaceful Pro-Kavanaugh Demonstration Met With Violence)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #71, Published October 8, 1991)

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“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Did Tim Kaine Set A Record For The Number Of Interruptions At Last Night’s VP Debate?)image052

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, This Morning, On Day #621 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If The Senate Judiciary Circus Will Ever End, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(The Trumpster mocking Christine Blasey Fraud and all those Dishonest D-RATS at that big MAGA Rally Tonight.)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Watching Hillary’s Supporters In ThePress Mock Ohio’s Electoral Importance)image048

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #608 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Kavanaugh’s Accuser Will Really Testify, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. Continue Their Caustic Commentary

MONDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2018

Special “Monday Message” E-dition
(Brought To You By Worst Buy)

Is Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really traveling to Johnson City, Tennessee today (Wherever the Hell That Is)? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all of the DemocRAT Dishonesty in America, our readers know to expect nothing less.

Maybe The Trumpster will be attacking Dishonest DemocRATS along with Kavanaugh’s Accusers at that big MAGA Rally Tonight.

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 21, 2018

“Friday’s Features”

(It Sure Looks Like 2016 All Over Again)

 “Oktoberfest Ogling” 

(It’s The Best Part Of The Festival)

“Summer’s Finally Over” 

(Are RINOs In Congress Ready For Their Falls?)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Early Voting Was Just Getting Underway)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Cheers for Beers )

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 20, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(From Las Vegas)

“Racial Healing Update” 

(White Guilt Matters)

“Honoring The Police” 

(Because Of All They Do For Us!)

 WHISTLEGRAM: 
(
Why Is Kavanaugh’s Accuser So Reluctant To Testify?)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(FAKE NEWS CNN’s Berman: Republicans Using ‘Stealth Intimidation’ Against Ford )

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

This Morning, On Day #608 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Kavanaugh’s Accuser Will Really Testify, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. Continue Their Caustic Commentary

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Card” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“National Voter Registration Day” 

(Because You Can’t Vote If You’re Not Registered)

“Man’s Best Friend”

(Can Dogs Really Predict Tragedies?)image005

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #69, Published September 24, 1991)image006

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #607 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching Our Disingenuous DemocRATS’ Latest Efforts To Obstruct And Delay Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court Confirmation, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary)

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(The Lighter Side Of Sexual Harassment)

“Yom Kippur” 

(Happy Day of Atonement, Everybody!)image005

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Radical Leftist Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(FLASHBACK: Media Using Same Playbook They Used to Smear Thomas

“Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(TOPICS FOR THE FIRST DEBATE ANNOUNCED)

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See What The Trumpster Has To Say About Kavanaugh’s Accuser At This Week’s Rallies, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

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MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(Meet Judge Kavanaugh’s Accuser)

“More Mockery and Name-Calling” 

(Hollywood’s Idea of Tolerance)image004

“Negative Advertising”

(How can you criticize without being critical?)image014

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #605 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Celebrating Wondering When The Blower Will Be Showing Us “Kavanaugh’s Accuser’s” Slideshow, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2018

“Liberal Looting Update” 

(More Of Obama’s Legacy)

Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(Trump Faces Fallout After Manafort Flips)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

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“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For The U.S. Constitution)

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 15, 2018

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(MSNBC: ‘Understand’ Illegal Immigrants ‘Scared’ of Hurricane Shelters)

VIDEO MSNBC: ‘Understand’ Illegal Immigrants ‘Scared’ of Hurricane Shelters

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Vendorsements” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This
Morning, On Day #603 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Destroy Trump Media Blame The President For Hurricane Florence, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 14, 2018

“Friday’s Features” 

(Blaming Trump)

 WHISTLEGRAM: 
(
Lost Anderson Redskins Ring Finally Found)

“Vandalized Monuments Update” 

(The Leftist Madness Continues)

“Constitution Day” 

(Will The Fishwrap Forget Again?)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(It’s Less Than Eight More Weeks till Elections
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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 13, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(All day today, Lunatic Leftists were Politicizing Disaster Relief, Manufacturing Outrageous Claims About 2017 Hurricane Relief Efforts and Condemning The Trump Administration’s Response To Hurricane Florence That Hadn’t Even Happened Yet.)

 WHISTLEGRAM: Unbiased News Coverage
(Pushing Back Against Unwarranted Allegations Of Right Wing Bias)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Hostin: ‘Pillaging, Raping’ U.S. Govt. to Blame for Puerto Rico’s Woes)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #601 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If Anybody Will Be Taking A Knee At Tonight’s Whistleblower NFL Boycotted Ravens-Bengals Game, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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“Prostituting Protesters” 
(Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearings Update)

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 2018

Whistleblower Wild Weather Warning

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #68, Published September 17, 1991)image006

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Radical Leftist Insanity Continues)

WHISTLEGRAM: What’s Cookin’
(Favorite Menu Item At Sessions Restaurant)

Whistleblower Weather Authority
(Remembering  When Trump Would Be Blamed For Hurricanes)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #600 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Celebrating Trump’s First 600 Days By Canceling Plans To Attend This Week’s Big Trump Rallies In Missouri And Mississippi Because Of Hurricane Florence, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

THIS WEEK’S TRUMP RALLIES CANCELLED

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2018

“9/11 Rant Reaction” 

(Why The Terrorists Keep Coming)

“What’s In A Name” 

(A Hurricane By Any Other Name Would Be As Destructive)

“9/11 Rant” 

(Unfortunately, Most People Have Forgotten)

“D Plorabus Unum” 

(Because Hillary Called All Of Us “Deplorables”)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(ABC Asks Trump Jr.: ‘Are You Scared That You Could Go to Jail?’)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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Special “9/11 Cartoons” 
(Now For Something Completely Patriotic)

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 2018

Tonight, “We The Deplorables” Have Good Reason To Be Proud

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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WHISTLEGRAM: Opinions Matter
(Supporting The Police)

“Remembering September 10″

(It’s just like Groundhog’s Day for the DemocRATS!)image004

“Rosh Hashanah Greetings” 

(At Least The Blower Didn’t Forget!)image010

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #598 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Celebrating The Jewish New Year, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.

SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 09, 2018

Official “Jewish New Year” E-dition 

(Happy 5779, Everybody!)

Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(Trump Officials Ramp Up Calls To Probe Op-Ed Author’s Identity)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Political Prevaricators)

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 08, 2018

REMEMBERING: “Cause And Effect” 

(Figuring Who Made Us The Way We Are)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Flashback: Celebs Pledge Allegiance [To Obama)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“The Right To Lie” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

SEPTEMBER 10 59 DAYS

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This
Morning, On Day #596 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering About The Whistleblower’s NFL Boycott On Sunday, Especially After Ratings Crashed For Thursday Night’s Kickoff Game, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 07, 2018

“Republican Replay” 

(This Week In 2016 We Needed To Learn The Lessons Of 9/11)image005

WHISTLEGRAM: Hand Signals
(Liberals and their Faux Outrage)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Today’s Good News And Bad News)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Still Just a Few Big Plays Away from Mediocre)

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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 06, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(We Saw Another Packed Auditorium At A Raucous Rally In Billings, Montana, As The Trumpster campaigned For GOP Senate Candidate Matt Rosendale) 

WHISTLEGRAM: BURT REYNOLDS

(Calling For Exceptional Eulogies)

“For the Feminists” 

(A Big Hand For Our Little Ladies!)image013

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(NBC’s Brennan Hails ‘Courageous’ NYT Op/Ed Attacking ‘Unfit’ Trump)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”

(Was Crooked Hillary Cheating At Last Night’s Debate?)

SEPTEMBER 8 61 MORE DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #594 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Planning To Boycott Tonight’s NFL Kickoff Game And Watch The Trumpster’s Big Sky Rally In Montana Instead, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 05, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Card”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Politicians’ Right to Lie” 

(There’s No Problem—the Voters Can Figure It Out!)image017

“Public Masturbation Update” 

(Another “Sticky Subject” Report!)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #593 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why Disingenuous DemocRAT Senators who said they were against Kavanaugh when he was nominated are now putting out press releases saying that because they can’t get documents they are voting “no,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #67, Published September 10, 1991)image006

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(Waiting For Tonight’s So-Called Debate)

SEPTEMBER 7 62 MORE DAYS

TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 04, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(Another Reason To Boycott The NFL)

WHISTLEGRAM:

(SPRINGER: “He took my show and brought it to the White House” )

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(CNNers Back Chaos at SCOTUS Hearing; ‘Definitely’ ‘Had No Choice’)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(Hillary’s Latest Choking Fit)

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“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See Disrupting DemocRATS Cause Chaos At Kavanaugh’s Senate Confirmation Hearings, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 03, 2018

“Monday Message” 

(Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues)

WHISTLEGRAM:

(Showing Us A New Definition Of The Word “Chutzpah”)

“Labor Day in America” 

(It’s Just Like Any Other Monday When You’re Self Employed!)

Special “Labor Day in America” 

(It’s Just Like Any Other Monday When You’re Self Employed!)

“Union Label” 

(Hopefully, Those Labels Aren’t Made In China!)image016

Annual “Union Daze” 

(Union Daze marks the traditional beginning of the fall negative political campaign season!)

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“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(Celebrating Labor Day 2016)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #591 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Long Leftists Will Use McCain’s Funeral To Attack Trump, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )