Daily Archives: August 17, 2018

Special “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition


Trump’s 574th Day In Office

Not Just Another Redskins Ambush
            This week, everybody who was sick of watching local leftist losers’ lambaste American Values, wasting all that time and overtaxed payers’ money whining about the much-loved Anderson Redskins Mascot, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is aggravated Andersonian Corbly Clough, who says the entire Redskins Mascot controversy that was just a Dishonest Diversion for the Forest Hills Schools District to distract voters’ attention from the unmitigated mess they’d created to piss away more over-taxed payers’ money down a rat hole.

Corbly wins a selection of Orange and Black Spirit Wear from the Thievin’ Injun Resale Shop, located in that ramshackle building behind Andy Pappas’ Cleaner Concepts on Beechmont Avenue, Lifetime membership in Anderson High School Redskins: Educate and Celebrate: Not Eradicate], and seasons tickets for reserved seats on the 50 yard line for all Anderson Redskins Football Games, beginning next Friday against the Mt. Healthy Fighting Owls. That team name had been changed under great pressure from the politically correct citizens of Mt. Healthy from the Scalpin’ Savages. His winning limerick is:

If Redskins be your high school’s mascot
Get set for a real time-wasting plot.
“Changers” will surely object
If you’re not politically correct
Aggravation you is all that they’ve got.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
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