Special “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 9, 2018
Trump’s 567th Day In Office

If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night E-dition Only Included A Flimsy Excuse For Showing Sexy Babes Wearing MAGA Caps, tonight The Blower’s “Friday’s Features” E-dition Might Look Something Like This:

— Anderson’s Coming Attractions —

Controversial Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas says he’s pleased as punch to announce results of Anderson’s “Sexy Babes Wearing MAGA Caps” Contest. 

Shown here is Anderson Annie, our first runner up, the second sexiest babe wearing a MAGA hat.

“Just wait till you see a picture of the winner. She’s an Anderson Redskins cheerleader,” Pappas said.

— Plus, Tonight’s GOP Gloating Section — 

The Daily Wire reports the Republican National Committee (RNC) released a hilarious video on Friday mocking Doofus DemocRAT socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez over many of her recent interviews, highlighting that she has been designated by the head of the DemocRAT National Committee (DNC) as being “the future of the DemocRAT party.”

The ad shows Ocasio-Cortez, who won the DemocRAT nomination in New York’s 14th congressional district in June, making numerous stupid or flat-out false statements about a wide-ranging number of issues.

The clips of Ocasio-Cortez are mixed in with a well-known scene from “Billy Madison,” where the high school principal slams Billy Madison, played by Adam Sandler, for giving a ridiculous response to a question.

The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
 The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture. That’s because during the next 88 days until the most important Mid-Term Elections in History (since the 2018 Mid-terms are now a National Election –more than mere mid-terms– and a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished), while Congress and the Leftist Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 567. There Are Now Only 815 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.