Monthly Archives: August 2018

RECENT E-DITIONS (AUGUST 13-31)

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 31, 2018

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, 
On Day #589 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When Our Local Media Plan To Report Alison Lundergan Grimes’ Dishonest DemocRAT Father’s Indictment On Charges Stemming From His Daughter’s Senate Bid, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

FRIDAY, AUGUST 31, 2018

“Flashback Fun” 
(TONIGHT’S “RADICAL ANTIFA TERRORIST” UPDATE)

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)image005

“Political Postery” 
(Starting Off Our “John McCain Is Finally Dead” Collection)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(Including LEAKED SCRIPT FOR TRUMP)

SEPTEMBER 2. 67 MORE DAYS

WHISTLEGRAM:

(Understanding The Leftist Media Establishment’s McCain Mania)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Disingenuous DemocRAT Delusions
)

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THURSDAY, AUGUST 30, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(Ten Reasons Not to Mourn John McCain) 

“Whistleblower NFL Boycott Update” 

(Remembering When Colin Kaepernick Was Still Employed)

 “Patriotic Posters”
(While Everybody’s Laughing At Don Lemon and His CNN Panel For Claiming Trump’s A Racist For Daring To Compare Antifa To Deranged D-RATS, We’re Adding To The Largest Collection Of Political Posters Found Anywhere.)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(MSNBC Pundit: ‘Absolutely Racist’ DeSantis Must Quit Florida Campaign)

CNN Panel Slams Trump as Racist for Connecting Antifa to DemocRATS

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(Including Some Current Anthony Weiner Cartoons)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #587 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering What The Trumpster Will Say About John McCain At Tonight’s Big Rally in Evansville, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 29, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Card”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Exploiting MLK” 

(It was Just Another Ordinary Day for Liberal Propagandists!)image005

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(Gary The Gloater particularly likes the part about how slim The Trumpster’s chances were of winning Pennsylvania.)

AUGUST 31 69 DAYS

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #66, Published September 3, 1991)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #586 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Wondering When It’ll Be OK To Start Making McCain Jokes Again, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

TUESDAY, AUGUST 28, 2018

“Honoring MLK” 

(From a Conservative’s Perspective!)image006

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

(Lanny Davis Admits He Was Source Behind CNN’s Erroneous Reporting)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 30 70 MORE DAYS

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See All Leftists Cause Trump More Problems With McCain Supporters, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, AUGUST 27, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM:

(How Long Until We Can Start Making McCain Jokes?)

“Monday Message”

(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:)

“More Social Media Elections” 

(Campaigns, They Are A Changin’!)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 29 71 DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 

(This Morning, On Day #584 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering When It’ll Be OK To Start Making McCain Jokes Again, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, AUGUST 26, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM:

(Where Have All Our Nude Exhibitionists Gone?)

Trying To Forget McCain’s Losing 2008 Campaign

(It Was The Worst Political Campaign In History)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 28 72 DAYS

Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(McCAIN STILL DEAD)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Patellas (Kneecaps))

SATURDAY, AUGUST 25, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM:

(Are You Ready For Some Kneeling?)

 “Tomorrow Is National Dog Day” 

(Honor You Pooch, Especially If He’s A Chick Magnet)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

( ‘Hardball’ Panelist Claims Framers Would Support Trump Impeachment)

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Truth—The Best Defense” by James Jay Schifrin)image004

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 27 73 DAYS TILL

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, 
On Day #582 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Checking His Portfolio To See How Much His Wealth Has Increased During The Trump Administration, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, 2018

“Friday’s Features”

(Will the Trumpster be invoking the murder of Mollie Tibbetts by an illegal alien for the next 74 days until the Midterm Elections?)

“Andersonian Apocalypse Update” 

(Breaking News)

Special “Stupid AntiFa Protester Gets Shot In The Balls Update” 
(Making Karma Great)

“Andersonian Apocalypse Update” 

(The Cover-Up Continues)

WHISTLEGRAM:

(Tonight’s Media Advisory)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
What Else Rhymes With “Nantucket?”)image005

THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(Featuring The John Brennan Gallery) 

REMEMBERING
(Anti-Trump Protesters Called “Peace Activists”)

WHISTLEGRAM: Deters

“Dog Days of Summer” 

(Because This Country Really Went To The Dogs During The Obama Administration!)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(CBS, NBC Tout Impeachment, Cohen/Manafort Hurting SCOTUS Hearings)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 25 75 MORE DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This MorningOn Day #580 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Watching Our Disingenuous DemocRATS Ignore The Illegal Alien Problem They Created, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2018

“Artis Conception Gallery” 

(Featuring Our Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor Collection)

REMEMBERING THE WAR ON STATUES

WHISTLEGRAM: Aftab Pureval

“Flashback Fun” 
Has The Trumpster’s Presidency Really Been Fun Or What?!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #65, Published August 20, 1991)image007

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

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TUESDAY, AUGUST 21, 2018

WHISTLEGRAM: Trump’s Lawyers

More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(TV News: Obsessed by Russia, But No Time for Mueller’s Controversies)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 23 77 MORE DAYS

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See All Those People The Trumpster Slams At Tonight’s Big MAGA Rally In West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, AUGUST 20, 2018

“Monday Message”

(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:)

WHISTLEGRAM:

“Decisions, Decisions” 
(Sometimes Life Just Offers Us Too Many Choices!)

“Line Jumping Liberals” 

(Some people think they’re sooooo special!)image005

“Same Time Last Year” 

(We Were Waiting To See The Dork Of The Moon)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 22 78 MORE DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #577 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If It’s Too Late To Get Free Tickets for Tomorrow’s Trump Rally in Charleston, West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)

SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, 2018

“Andersonian Apocalypse Update” 

(The Cover-Up Continues)

Remembering Last Summer When Everybody Was Wondering If There Was Any Racism In Cincinnati.

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

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Official “TV Talk Show Analysis” 

(SPOOKS TURN ON EACH OTHER)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying To Prohibit Partisan Political Partnerships)

SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 2018

“Artis Conception Gallery”

(Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection)

“Conservative Target Practice” 

(Taking Sure Shots at Liberals)image007

“Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” 

 

(Imagine The Outrage If Somebody Suggested A “White Family Reunion!”)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 20 80 MORE DAYS

“Patronage County Today” 

(“Have A Nice Weekend” )image004

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(MSNBC Eagerly Promotes Dem Ad Comparing Jim Jordan to Joe Paterno)

“Political Posters” 
(For Your Greatest President Ever Collection)

FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, 2018

“Friday’s Features”

(Comparisons Of How The Blower Covered Some Of Our Usual Local Suspects in The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #64, August 20, 1991 )

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(
Not Just Another Redskins Ambush)

Remembering Last Year’s Lunacy In Lexington Over Confederate Monuments In Kentucky

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This MorningOn Day #574 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is wondering How many local Republicans have gotten their free tickets for next week’s Trump Rally in Charleston, West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 19 81 MORE DAYS

Another “School Daze” E-dition 

(At Least It’s Cheaper than Day Care!)

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THURSDAY, AUGUST 16, 2018

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(350 Newspapers Whining About Being Called The Enemy Of The People) 

WHISTLEGRAM:

“Dumbed Down Schools” 

(Check Out Your Property Tax Bills To See How Much You’re Paying!)

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“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Matthews Compares Omarosa-Trump Feud to Burr-Hamilton)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 18 82 MORE DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #573rd Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See If Our Feckless Fishwrappers Have Joined those 340+ Other Leftist Leaning Publications Whining About The Trumpster’s Calling Them The “Enemy Of The People,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, 2018

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”

(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Tuesday E-dition Only Included A Follow-up On Our July 24 “WHISTLEGRAM: Security Clearances,” Tonight’s “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” Might Look Something Like This:)

“No Free Lunch in Columbu$” 

And probably a Cash Bar, Too.

“More Fools In School” 

(They Say They’re Doing It For The Children!)

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“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(Edition #64, Published August 20, 1991)image006

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

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“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This Morning, On Day #572nd Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Hoping For The Best On The First Day Of School, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

TUESDAY, AUGUST 14, 2018

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 
(Featuring Political Artwork)

“VJ DAY Anniversary” E-dition 

(Is It Still OK To Call Them “Japs” Today?)

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More “Chaos On Campus” 
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

Remembering Another Obama Summer Black Lives Matter Race Riot Update

(See How The Blower Was Waiting For The DOJ Investigation To Begin After All That Mayhem In Milwaukee)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Nets Skimp on Firing of Peter Strzok)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)AUGUST 16 84 MORE DAYS

“Tuesday’s Toons”

(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Much Mike Pence Looks Like Race Bannon From Johnny Quest During Trump’s Vice President’s visit To Cincinnati Today To Promote Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine In His Race For Governor And To Deliver Remarks At A “Tax Cuts To Put America First” Event, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )

MONDAY, AUGUST 13, 2018

Special “Monday Message” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

Annual “Back to School” E-dition 

(The worse schools perform the more money it costs!)

WHISTLEGRAM-Krazy Kasich

Remembering Another Obama Summer Race Riot

(See How The Blower Was Trying To Maintain A Proper Political Perspective When More Voters Were Seeing America As A Divided Nation During The 2016 Campaign)

“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign” 

(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)

AUGUST 15 85 DAYS

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(
This MorningOn Day #570th Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why It Took So Long For Peter Strzok To Be Fired From The FBI, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)