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FRIDAY, JUNE 29, 2018
Trump’s 525th Day In Office
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
Last night, The Blower didn’t have to wait long for Disingenuous DemocRATS And Their Willing Accomplices In The Liberal News Media To Begin Blaming Trump For The Newsroom Shooting In Annapolis.
Reuters Breakingviews Editor Rob Cox was first to apologize Thursday night after blaming President Trump for the deadly Capital Gazette shooting in a now-deleted tweet that was sent during a “state of emotional distress,” but he might still be disciplined by the international news service.
Others cited his calls of “fake news” and “enemy of the people” as possible triggers for the attack.
A former CNN producer even criticized FAKE NEWS CNN’S White House correspondent Jim Acosta on Friday for blaming the deadly shooting at the Capital Gazette newspaper on President Donald Trump.
Even Trump Hater April Ryan Disapproved.
No wonder Sarah Sanders says whining kids are the best practice for dealing with CNN’s Jim Acosta.
— Breaking News —
Conor Berry, a politics and crime reporter at The Republican in Springfield, Mass resigned today after falsely claiming in a tweet Thursday that the man who killed five employees at the Capital Gazzete newspaper left a “Make America Great Again” hat at the crime scene.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
Tucker: Campaign against ICE is campaign for open borders
Grilling Out is “Sexist” Say Feminists!
“WE CAUGHT YOU HIDING INFORMATION!” OHIO Congressman Jim Jordan GRILLS Rod Rosenstein Over IG Report
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —
— Illegal Immigration Update —
Here are the 121 Republican lawmakers who voted for Amnesty for 2.2 million illegals in HR 6136 this week. Thankfully Congress rejected this awful bill 2 to 1, but these 121 lawmakers need to be thrown out of office fast for supporting the Trump Ryan Amnesty betrayal. To see if any of these RINOs’ names are familiar, CLICK HERE.
— Stupid Celebrity Update —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
—Tonight’s Redskins Rumors —
Just because Frooman’s Followers failed to approve changing the name of the Redskins mascot, it doesn’t mean The Blower’s stopped giving them a little publicity once in a while. Several times this week we even zapped them with a zinger. How many did you see?
“OUR REDSKINS NAME MATTERS”
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
Today, Paul Fiorelli, a professor of legal studies and director of the Cintas Institute for Business Ethics at Xavier University, wrote, in part: “Elections have consequences, and the after-effects can outlast the one or two terms of any given president. … Elections have consequences, so we need to become informed citizens about the impact our votes have.”
We know that. We know about FDR’s court-packing attempt, manipulation of the price of gold, and the Social Security ponzi scheme. We know how Jimmuh was attacked by a rabbit. We know how slickwilly irreparably demeaned the Office of the President. We know how Barry Soetoro’s continuing hatred for our Constitutional Republic damaged the nation in so many hundreds of ways. We know Hillary, a worshiper of Saul Alinsky, was wholly unsuited for any position in any level of government here in these United States. And, as we clean our shotguns, we thump our Bibles and thank the Creator of all things, visible and invisible, for the Electoral College.
Yep. Elections DO have consequences.
Tonight’s Alex T., Mall Cop GOP Caption Contest
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 525. There Are Now Only 857 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.