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FRIDAY, JUNE 15, 2018
Trump’s 511th Day In Office
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
President Trump Makes Surprise Appearance On ‘Fox & Friends’
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —
— Illegal Immigration Update —
Is Trey Gowdy Trying To Suck Up To The Blower With His Statement ON The DOJ?
I am alarmed, angered, and deeply disappointed by the Inspector General’s finding of numerous failures by DOJ (MORE)
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
As NFL Continues To Rake In Revenue, Star Players Are Asking, ‘What About Us?‘
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
—Tonight’s Anderson Redskins Update —
Is it time for The Blower to change our position on renaming the Anderson High School mascot? Maybe it should be renamed.
In the future Anderson could be referred to as the “REDSKIN WARRIORS.” Perhaps “Redskins” was just a convenient shortened form of what was always intended.
We’re not “Wimps,” we’re “Warriors.”
Let’s make official what we mean.
SAVE OUR REDSKINS
“OUR REDSKINS NAME MATTERS”
A Lot Of Voters For A Lot Of Years Have Supported The Anderson Redskins
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
After dumping President Trump into the crapper with some of the Earth’s worst (though he failed to include the reprehensible rogue and renegade Barry Soetoro in his list), the “scared” Phil “I-really-AM-a-Republican” Heimlich observed: “Former Secretary of State Madeline Albright points out that some of history’s most brutal dictators came to power through elections.”
Like Phil, Albright isn’t all that bright. Dictators like those found in oh, lemmesee, Venezuela, North Korea, Cuba and China — not to mention WWII-era Germany — were “elected” in rigged one-candidate “democratic” elections. America’s Founding Fathers wanted nothing whatsoever to do with “democracy,” aka anarchy. The story goes that as Benjamin Franklin emerged from Independence Hall at the close of the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia on September 18, 1787, a woman asked him, “Well Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?”. Mr. Franklin replied, “A republic, madam – if you can keep it.”
Clearly, Franklin had the likes of Phil Heimlich in mind when he added “…if you can keep it.”
With the election of Donald Trump over Hillary Slickwilly, America narrowly escaped George Soros’ “fundamental transformation,” at the hands of his puppet, Barry Soetoro, of our Constitutional Republic into just another two-bit dictatorship.
For that, Phil “No-kidding-I-really-really-really-AM-a-Republican” Heimlich should be down on his knees praising God and thanking Him for our Founding Fathers’ wisdom and, particularly, our Electoral College.
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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LOS ANGELES (Big Hairy News) Sources say a China Airlines cargo flight bound for Pyongyang, North Korea loaded tons of Honey Baked Hams in Los Angeles on Monday, leading many to question whether there were conditions for peace not disclosed by the White House.
According to reports, the hams are being delivered directly to Kim Jong-un’s personal residence.
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 511. There Are Now Only 871 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.