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TUESDAY, MAY 22, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP WHISTLEBLOWER STORY —
Deputy AG Rosenweasel Says Those Secret Russia Probe Documents Are Ready For Republicans To Review
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
David Hogg Wants Teens To Color Their Pussy Hats Orange To Combat Gun Violence
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— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
Will Fans Return If The NFL Considers A 15-Yard Penalty For “Kneeling?”
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
— Keep Our Redskins! Update —
There’s Nothing Like Cold, Hard Cash
To Make Some People Feel Warm And Fuzzy.
It’s What Happens When People Have
More Money Than Good Sense.
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
The property tax increase generated $15 million the first year for this Preschool Promise program?
And 1,337 kids got “scholarships” the first year?
Isn’t that something like a gross cost to property owners of $11,219 per kid the first year?
Pope: God Wants You Rump Riding
VATICAN CITY, Rome (World News Bureau) – A man who privately met with Pope Francis claims the pontiff told him God made him gay, and that it’s “fine to be a rope-smoking rump-rider.” Francis reportedly made the statement while braiding the unnamed man’s hair.
Molested as a child by notorious pedophile priest Fernando Karadima, the man said, “Here, I thought it was the Catholic priest who made me gay, I guess it was God after all. I don’t mind telling you I’m a little freaked out.”
This is not the first time Pope Francis has expressed support for homosexuality.
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