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THURSDAY, MAY 24, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Story —
— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
The benevolent Wizard of Twitter, President Trump, knew you already had the brains, heart, and courage to “Make America Great Again” by voting in Trump.
The Deep State flying monkeys, Mueller and Brennan, shake their fists angrily as they probe into the Clinton fabricated “Russian Collusion” narrative and come up with zero evidence.
Nancy Pelosi can only babble incoherently as the fantasy of her speakership fades. (“Some people without brains do an awful lot of talking”)
Trump has a “bucket of water” waiting for Hillary as the Russian Narrative “melts” around her!
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— DELUSIONAL DEMOCRAT UPDATE —
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
Tell Mr. Hampton at USA Today he had the wrong headline: “Ill will around McCain reflects a political shift”
It would have been headed, “Ill will by McCain reflects his nasty, unredeemable character.”
— Save The Redskins Update —
Even though students weren’t permitted to speak or have a voice on the Redskins name,
it appears the Anderson High School Senior Class of 2018 just did.
And Today, On The 62nd Anniversary Of Their Anderson Graduation,
Surviving Members Of The Class Of 1956, Totally Agrees.
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
The Many Faces Of James Clapper
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
The Mayor of the city of West Hollywood presented pornographic film actress Stormy Daniels with a key to the city on Wednesday, proclaiming May 23rd as “Opportunist Whore Day.”
“This award honors your resistance against President Trump and your inspiration to young girls everywhere that they can achieve their dreams simply by trading their soul for being boned on camera by an endless number of skeevy strangers. Congratulations,” said Mayor John J. Duran.
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DemocRAT Leaders Call For New Investigation To Investigate The Investigators Investigating…TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE
BERLIN—Leaping at the chance to never again deal with the U.S. after North Korea’s disparaging remarks towards the Vice President, leaders from the other 193 nations of the world began insulting Mike Pence Thursday in hopes of avoiding future meetings with President Donald Trump. “Mike Pence is just a dumbfuck…
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 489. There Are Now Only 893 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2013.