— Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda —
SUNDAY, MAY 6, 2018
(If You Don’t Vote, You’ll Be Leaving Decisions To People Even Dumber Than You Are!)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
(Without Having To Watch TV)
Giuliani Dominates Days After Explosive Interview
(Today We’re Praying For Persistent Political Pummeling)
SATURDAY, MAY 5, 2018
(We’re Off To The Races)
“Patronage County Today”
(“Profiting From Experience” )
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(This Week in Media Bias History: Hailing the Greatness of ‘Prince’ Ted)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning,While Everybody Hereabouts Is Getting Ready To Watch Coverage Of The Trumpster’s Arrival In Cleveland Today To Kiss Babies And Tout His Tax Cuts Ahead Of Ohio’s Key GOP Primaries Next Week In Which Republicans Will Try To Keep The Governorship And Gain A Senate Seat, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
FRIDAY, MAY 4, 2018
(Judge T.S. Ellis III blasts Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team)
(Welcome “Los DemócRATAS Futuros!”)
“English Version of Our Illegal Aliens”
(Hooray-O, Hooray-O, On Cinco De Mayo. Outdoor Sexual Relations begin Today-O!)
“Sink-O De Mayo”
(How The Holiday Really Came To Be)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Time Out for Hot Tamales)
THURSDAY, MAY 3, 2018
(UNESCO/Guillermo Cano World Press Freedom Prize )
(Unfortunately, With The Destroy Trump Media, Trump Doesn’t Have A Prayer)
“Nostalgia Break”
(There’s Always Time To Reminisce)
Does Everybody Remember When All The Girls Wore Ugly Gym Uniforms?
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(NBC Pumps Up the Hype for Possible Trump Subpoena Fight With Mueller)
“Banned Bathing Suits”
(These Suits May Not Be Worn At The Lyons YMCA Outdoor Pool This Summer)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(With Only Five More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching The Destroy Trump Press Reacting To The Trumpster’s Success In Korea, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
WEDNESDAY, MAY 2, 2018
(More Weasel Words)
“Ignoring Ohio’s Primary Election”
(It Looks Like Many People Are Taking Our Advice)
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(With Only Six More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Having Fun Watching Reaction To Last Saturday’s White House Trump-Bashing DemocRAT Correspondents’ Dinner, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary)
TUESDAY, MAY 1, 2018
“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
(Mueller’s Questions)
(When Just Saying “Breaking News” Isn’t Enough)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(CNN Legal Analyst Calls Stormy Daniels Lawsuit a ‘Publicity Stunt’)
(Hooray, Hooray, It’s the First of May. Outdoor Boinking Begins Today.)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching The Failure Of Mueller’s So-Called Russian Collusion Probe, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
MONDAY, APRIL 30, 2018
“Monday Message”
(Making MAGA Rallies Great Again)
(Isn’t Once A Year Enough?)
(Tonight’s Diversionary Tactics)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(With Only Eight More Days Until Ohio’s Primary Elections, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Backlash To The D-RATS’ Smearing Of Dr. Ronny Jackson, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
SUNDAY, APRIL 29, 2018
(Another Public Service Of The Conservative Agenda!)
“The Blower’s Latest Mission”
(Looking For An Honest Politican)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Today We’re Praying For Persuasive Public Speaking Ability)
SATURDAY, APRIL 28, 2018
(Making Campaign Rallies Great Again)
WATCH IT LIVE
“Patronage County Today”
(“Racino Riff Raff” )
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(The Week in Media Bias History: Using a Bombing to Smear Conservatives)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Getting Ready To Watch The Trumpster’s Rally In Michigan Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 2018
(Featuring Free Tickets To Tomorrow Night’s Rally)
“Remembering Political Liars Day”
(Because We Forgot It Was Last Sunday)
(What Do You Mean, You Forgot?)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Do The Rich Really Want To Pay More?)
THURSDAY, APRIL 26, 2018
(TONIGHT at 11:59 PM is your final chance to enter to win to be the President’s VIP guest at his upcoming rally in Michigan.)
“Take Your Daughter to Work Day”
(But what if your mom’s a hooker?)
(Make Sure You Sign Her Card)
(Media Approved Insanity Continues
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Our Clowns In Congress, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 25, 2018
(While the fake news media are toasting themselves in the swamp, the President will be holding a campaign rally in the great state of Michigan with his fellow “Deplorables.”)
(Why Do Our Elected Officials Always Score So Low?)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
(What’s so bad about being a secretary anyway?)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Having Fun Watching Reaction To The Desperate D-RATS’ Lawsuit Against Russia And The Trump Campaign For Collusion, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
TUESDAY, APRIL 24, 2018
“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
(Trump Needs To Light A Fire Under His AG)
“Adverse Armenian Anniversary”
(Which Some Still Won’t Dare Call By Its Name)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Ultra-Liberals At Starbucks Be Roasted As Racists, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)(Without Having To Watch TV)
(Tomorrow is Secretary’s Day!)
MONDAY, APRIL 23, 2018
“Monday Message”
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
(Could The Entire “Anderson Redskin Controversy” Be Just A Diversion?)
(Remembering When Reds Manager Dropped 77 F-bombs in Tirade Of Biblical Proportions)
“Tweets to the Tweets”
(All That Twitters Is Not Gold!)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Reaction To The Desperate D-RATS’ Lawsuit Against Russia And The Trump Campaign For Collusion, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
SUNDAY, APRIL 22, 2018
(Liberal Politicians Are Using All the Mud!)
(Possibly An Early Version Of Fake News)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
(Without Having To Watch TV
Sunday Shows Preview: Emmanuel Macron Talks Ahead Of State Dinner
(Today We’re Praying For Peeing Russian Prostitutes)
SATURDAY, APRIL 21, 2018
Special “Earth Day Alert”
(And We’re Getting Ready For Another Load Of Liberal Crap)
“Patronage County Today”
(“Family Friendly” )
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Feeling Really, Really Sorry For Disgraced Cincinnati City Manager Harry Black After Equally Disgraced City Clown-cil Forced Him To Resign, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 2018
(Is Anybody Asking Why Desparate DemocRATS Just Filed A Multi-Million Dollar Lawsuit Against Russia And The Trump Campaign For Collusion?)
(Regional RINO Report)
(Whoever Is Declared The Biggest Victim Gets To Be The Biggest Bully!)
“Electoral Intelligence”
(Are You Smarter Than A Legal Immigrant?)
“Old TV Game Show”
(Are You As Smart As A TV Show Panelist?)
THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 2018
(The Blower Is Trying To Decide On A Title For Our New Soap Opera. Fox News Likes “As The World Turns On Jim.” Someone Else Suggested “All My Weasels.” If You Think You Can Do Better, Please Let Us Know.)
“Real Retractions For Real Readers”
(IMPORTANT NOTICE AND FORMAL RETRACTION
OF FACTUAL ASSERTIONS AND INNUENDOS
REGARDING MARINKA PESCHMANN)
Another “Anderson Apocalypse Update”
(Do You Think Somebody Will Post This On Facebook?)
(Another Occasion For Gay Guys To Wear Their Powder White Wigs)
“Really Patriotic Patriots’ Day”
(Because You Can Never Be Too Patriotic)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Trying To Ignore All That Hype About Disgraced DemocRAT Ex-FBI Director Jim Comey’s Literary Lunacy, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
WEDNESDAY, APRIL 18, 2018
(Where Did Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinati Mayor John Cranley Come Up With The Idea Of Destroying Text Messages By Dropping His Cell Phone In A Hot Tub?)
(And Global Warming Is Still A Total Bunch Of Liberal Crap!)
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
LEGAL LGBTQ SEXUAL ASSAULT
Court Blocks Ohio State From Expelling Female Student For Disputed Group Sex
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(The best part about Tax Freedom Day)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Cincinnati City Council Cabal Stonewall Their Secret Memos About Cincinnati City Manager Harry Black’s Late-Night Inebriated Phone Calls Just Like The FBI/DOJ Stonewalls Memos About The Mueller Inquisition, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
TUESDAY, APRIL 17, 2018
“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
(Remembering Barbara Bush)
(Because It’s Now Time For Something Completely Patriotic!)
(Giving You 1040 More Reasons To Hate The Government!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)(Without Having To Watch TV)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching All That Reaction Over Disgraced DemocRAT Ex-FBI Director James Comey’s Book, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
MONDAY, APRIL 16, 2018
“Monday Message”
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
(Waiting To See This Year’s Rallies And Riots!)
(Increased Security During The Trump Administration Has Become the New Normal)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)
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