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MONDAY, MAY 14, 2018

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

—  Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —

This morning at the Conservative Agenda, while everybody was watching the historic opening of the US Embassy in JerUSAlem, The Blower was wondering how much blame the Anti-Israel White House Media would be giving Israel for killing all those Poor Peacefully Protesting Hamas Orchestrated Palestinian Jihadists who were killed and injured today.

MSNBC’S Katy Tur Mistook Fireworks In Jerusalem Form “Shelling.”

Another MSNBC Reporter Called Gaza Protesters “Unarmed,” Then Immediately Said They Might Have Had “Some Light Weapons”

And an NBC Reporter On Gaza asking about the Violence Directed By Hamas, asked if the White House OK With Israel Killing At Will.”…

No doubt, Newsbusters will be giving us a full report tomorrow morning in The Blower’s “Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —


Skunk Cannon- Israel sprays putrid liquid to Control Riots, Crowds

Mothers of the White House: Sarah Sanders, Kellyanne Conway and Mercedes Schlapp

(Includes White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders comparing CNN’s Jim Acosta to her whiny young children.)

— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”

— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”

Send For The Whambulance

And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

Anderson Redskin Update — 

42 days until the June 25 Board meeting where a decision is likely to be made. Let’s be sure the Board and Committee members keep hearing our voices!

It is obvious after our survey over the weekend that the vast majority of you feel that there are much more important things for the Board to be addressing, namely the High School, the Bus issue, the Parking, the Lawsuits, and so much more. Let’s remind them and let them know we want to KEEP OUR REDSKINS!

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Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:

Let’s give the finger to The Fishwrap Idiotorial Board for giving Councilman Jeff Pastor a damned-impolite “thumbs down.”

Where were your self-righteous selves when Mark “First Pitch” Mallory and John “Mr. Streetcar” Schneider hoodwinked elected and appointed government employees and way-too-many-of Cincinnati voters into the Cincinnati Bell DISconnecter deal?

And just what is your editorial stand on the Clinton Crime Family’s outrageous lying and thievery, not to mention how George Soros’ puppet with a blank resume, Barry Soetoro, continues to undermine our nation’s history, heritage and harmony?

Hmmmmmmm?

PS To Jeff Pastor:  Illegitimi non carborundum

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

 

Trump Trolls Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – President Trump struck back Sunday (below) at Ayatollah Ali Khamenei after the Iranian supreme leader posted a photograph of himself reading a Persian translation of the book “Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House.”

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People’s Cube List Of Approved Interrogation Techniques

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Trump Fascinated By Israeli Cultural Tradition Of Mass Slaughter Of Protesters

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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