SUNDAY, MAY 13, 2018
This Sunday in America…… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for “Porn Stars” like Stormy Daniels, especially after reading The Blower’s Exceptionally Egregious Euphemism” E-dition which defined a “Euphemism” as a term you use to soften an offensive, harsh, or blunt expression.
Trump-haters on CNN and MSMBC call Stormy a “Porn Star,” instead of a “Whore,” “Slut,” or “Prostitute.”
The New York Times and Washington Post use the euphemism “Adult Actress,” instead of “Dirty” or “Scummy.”
The Blower, however, calls Stormy an “Aging Porn Slut,” just to be accurate, because the mendacious media wouldn’t be using euphemisms to make a Skank sound like she’s as pure as the driven snow, at least while she and her pimp lawyer are attacking Donald Trump.
Doesn’t your local Anchor Babe know what Stormy does for a living, that is when she’s not Making America Horny Again? Haven’t our so-called journalists done their due diligence by checking out Stormy’s Pornography on Google? Haven’t they watched any of Stormy’s “Dick Flicks?” Do they have tickets for Stormy’s nude appearance at Diamond’s Cabaret in Centerville this summer?
Yesterday we caught one of The Blower’s Summer Interns doing his “due diligence” watching a video of Stormy re-enacting pornographic sex with a Donald Trump lookalike. We told him to pull his pants up.
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