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THURSDAY, MAY 10, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Finally, We Have Evidence Of “Collusion” —
A government watchdog group released new emails on Thursday that revealed former FBI Director James Comey seemingly coordinated his testimony last year before the Senate Intelligence Committee with special counsel Robert Mueller.
— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
Our Conservative Curmudgeon says:
Somebody should tell Cincinnati City Clownci:
OK, now that you’ve “fixed” the bump stock “problem,” how about fixing a REAL problem, namely the potholed bump(y) STREETS?
Your most fundamental job is to oversee the basic functions of municipal government. Screwing around with guns and bums and other transient and mostly-meaningless current handwringers is a waste of OUR — We The People — money.
— Anderson Redskin Rebellion —
Herculean efforts fighting the forces of Political
Keep Our Redskins! Coordinator “Suecules” Veldkamp, fighting the forces of Political Correctness in Anderson Township, as well as the Corruption and Stupidity in the Forest Hills School District, asks:
Does anyone else find it ironic that Anderson Township’s government page promotes preserving our history, but a few misguided individuals in the Township are determined to erase it?
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
GAZA CITY, Palestinian Territories (World News Bureau) — A senior Hamas official encouraged thousands of Palestinians to breach the Israel border fence during protests coinciding with next week’s US embassy move to Jerusalem.
“I am telling the thousands of Palestinians displaced by Israel to ignore boundaries and cross into, and take possession of, our rightful lands next week – the Israelis are powerless to stop you,” said Hamas leader Suentabe Wormfudh in a televised message.
In a possibly-related story, Israeli IDF forces this week installed a large, unlocked gate in a border fence at the site of ongoing Palestinian protests (below).
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CNN Report: Evil Trump Kidnaps Three People From North Korean ParadiseTO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE
PENNINGTON GAP, VA—Taking pains to ensure the returning citizens feel as normal as possible, government representatives confirmed Thursday that the Americans recently freed from North Korean prison will be put into U.S. detention camps to help ease the shock of their return to Western society. “In light of the months they spent in a brutal North Korean work camp, we…
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 475. There Are Now Only 907More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2013.