FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 2018
The Blower Blew It Bigly This Time
This Morning at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if The Blower forgot to publish its Annual “Political Liars Day” E-dition last Sunday,
“No Excuses,” Kane confessed. “We forgot it last year on April 22, too. At that time our Feckless Fishwrappers were continuing to ignore all those lies being told during the 2017 mayoral primary campaigns in Cincinnati, and every politician in America was still remembering The Blower’s First Annual Political Liars Day in 2014. Because that’s when the Supreme Court of these United States heard from the most qualified attorney in history argue for the right of politicians to tell lies during political campaigns.”
According to Roll Call, the court’s decisions easing the flow of generous campaign contributions had already shifted the electoral landscape. Since the court found that even the most patently outrageous statements about candidates may not be barred by law, those two decisions combined to expand the rhetorical battlefield of the 2016 presidential elections and raised the attack ad volume as never before.”
Last year, the best we could do on Political Liars Day 2017 was a Guest Editorship to none other than COAST’S co-founder, Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney (shown ogling a mannequin from behind), who actually argued for the right of all politicians to tell as many lies as they want during political campaigns before the Supreme Court on Political Liars Day in 2014. Did that mean anti-tax organization COAST’s Avaricious Attorney fully supported the RINOs in Columbus when they spent all that money to tell all those lies about Finney’s friend, “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, COAST’s other co-founder?
But as one of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Members pointed out: Finney would no doubt argue that it’s not just a politician’s right to lie, it’s his duty.
How dare Disgraced Former Ohio RINO Party Boss Matt Borges spend all that money to lie about Brinkman instead of using it to defeat Disingenuous DemocRATS. That was The Blower’s job.
Even more curious for Blower readers to consider is was that some people actually remembered when the very same Chris Finney used the Ohio Elections Commission process about lying during political campaigns against “Mean Jean” Schmidt.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting lying politicians (because without them we might have nothing to write about) selected Christopher P. Finney, Esquire to be that week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for the Friday, April 21, 2017 E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors, and our Quote for Today Committee chose H.L. Mencken’s “Looking for an honest politician is like looking for an ethical burglar.”
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