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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S WHISTLEBLOWER RACIAL HEALING STORY —
Even before the 50th anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.’s last speech and his assassination, Reverend Race-Baiter Jesse Jackson was playing the Race Card while trying to extort more money by calling for a boycott against Cincinnati-headquartered Kroger for not having a reason to close two stores in predominantly black neighborhoods.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
“Molon Labe” Means “Come And Take It”
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
YouTube Shooter’s Image Raises Questions
SAN FRANCISCO (World News Bureau) – Posted images of the woman who shot several people at the YouTube corporate headquarters are raising questions about possible other family members that may be living in the US under assumed names.
“We’ve been inundated with calls saying they’ve seen someone that looks like Nasim Aghdam who’s going under a different name, raising fears she may have a family member who might also pose a danger. We’ are actively investigating all leads,” said San Francisco Police Chief Gregg Suhr.
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MLK’s Family Urges Nation To Spend Anniversary Of His Death Twisting His Words To Fit Own Political Agendas
ATLANTA—Calling on Americans to misinterpret absolutely everything the martyred activist stood for, the family of Martin Luther King Jr. urged the nation Wednesday to spend the 50th anniversary of his death twisting the civil rights icon’s words to advance their own individual agendas. “It is my sincerest hope that…
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #44 Published On April 1, 1991)You Can See That Entire Edition HERE
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 439 And There Are Now Only 943 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.