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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 7, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY 
Oakland Mayor In WORSE Trouble As ICE Reveals Exactly Who Her Warning Protected
—Tonight’s Top Three Trump Tweets —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Not To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Trump Does Mic Drop In Kimmel Twitter War
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CAPTION CONTEST: Obama Points Gun At Audiences
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State Of California Votes To Officially Secede From Reality
SACRAMENTO, CA—In a move that puts into ink what most Americans have known for decades now, Governor Jerry Brown announced Wednesday that the State…
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New Body Negativity Campaign Promotes Idea That Ugliness Comes In All Shapes And Sizes
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #41 Published On March 12, 1991)You Can See That Entire Edition HERE
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Poster —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 411 And There Are Now Only 970 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.
