Another “Kasich’s Kamikaze Kampaign” E-dition


What Some People Were Talking About About Way Back When

This Morning at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about Ohio Delusional GOP Governor John Kasich’s Thankfully Final State Of The State Address. “If you think that’s crazy,” Kane explained, “remember what Ohio Republicans were talking about during the early part of March in 2016, when Kasich’s Kamikaze Kampaign was actually predicting Victory in Ohio.”




Or Else He Has To Quit His Silly Campaign And Stay Home And Do The Job He’s Being Paid To Do

image004COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Governor John Kasich, whose Avis “We’re Number Two, We Try Harder” Campaign failed to take second place in last night’s Michigan Primary, coming in third a mere 12.2% behind GOP front-runner Donald Trump.

image004Kasich now claims his campaign is “surging,” despite the fact that a CNN/ORC poll on Wednesday has Trump ahead of the Ohio governor 41% to 35 % with Texas Senator Ted Cruz with 15% and Florida Senator “Little Marco” Rubio a distant fourth with 7%.

image004Not to worry, says the Kasich Kampaign, “We have our own poll showing Gov. John Kasich winning Ohio.image005

image004Also today, “No Republican has EVER won the White House without winning in Ohio and with your help, I am going to defeat Donald Trump in Ohio next Tuesday,” Kasich says in a fund-raising e-mail.

 image004Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting For Same Sex Marriage” Portman even took time out from sending out his own fund-raising e-mails to sign another Kasich fund-raising e-mail asking people to chip in $25 or more to help with Kasich’s critical get-out-the-vote program. 

image004Ohio TEA Party Guy Tom Zawistowski calls Kasich a RINO (Republican in Name Only), saying “John Kasich is running in the wrong primary. John Kasich is a DemocRAT, not a Republican.”

image004And do you think this promo for a “Who Do You Back” candidate survey in the Daily Wire is an Omen?  Ohio Residents will be getting their gallivanting governor back full time soon enough. image006

image004Now here’s some REALLY good news for the Kasich Kampaign from The Whistleblower Newswire. The Blower just heard one of his rivals had scheduled a big rally in Cincinnati this Sunday, two days before the March 15 Ohio Primary. 

“Surge On, John, Surge On!”image006image007