SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11, 2018
This weekend our Muckraker is turning over a lot of rocks, seeing if the National Enquirer is really more factual and honest than CNN, NBC, AND THE New York Times, while following up on Canada Free Press Editor Judy McCleod’s #BlowObama’sSpyCover to Make America Great Again with her “The Spy Who Lives to Hate America Peering at America through the Bedroom Keyhole.”
Judy says the only upside of the outing of FBI/DoJ corruption is the one that blows the cover on who Barack Hussein Obama really was and is. Obama is the Spy Who Lives to Hate America, his main claim to fame; a dirty spy of the most scurrilous kind who used the presidential office to surveil his unsuspecting and much more worthy opponents; the spy looking through the bedroom keyhole in order to sabotage the freedom and liberty of a nation’s citizenry.
Why does our Criticizing Canuck care about such things? Maybe because she realizes without America there is no free world.
Meanwhile at the Olympics, our Muckraker says NBC and the rest of the Radical Propaganda Media could be seen siding with the North Korean Regime, instead of the United States. Were any Americans taking a knee?
In a related item, this morning Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if anybody remembered when local Flim-flammer Nick Vehr scammed all that money from local leaders for his Wet Dream 2012 Winter Olympics bid. “We’re still working on that story,” Kane explained.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER is working on several local items for next week, including the support of Trustees (Andy Pappas, Josh Gerth, and Dee Stone) support for making Anderson a Sanctuary Township with a Free Needles for Druggies Program.
For example, on Friday, the Ohio RINO Party State Central Committee “overwhelmingly” voted to endorse the DeWhine-Husted ticket for Governor 36 hours after the deadline for All candidates had filed to run. Before Republicans could find out who was running, the Columbus swamp showed its colors. The Committee also endorsed Jim Renacci for the U.S. Senate, Dave Yost for Attorney General, Frank LaRose for Secretary of State, Robert Sprague for Treasurer of State, and Keith Faber for Auditor of State. Isn’t the purpose of the “state party” to ELECT republicans not CHOOSE the candidates? How many people voted against endorsing anyone? And did the State Central Committee really endorse themselves for reelection?
Also in Columbus, Real Republicans are enjoying reliving those thrilling days of yesteryear with The Blower’s Republican Replay series, especially following Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich’s celebration over his second place finish in New Hampshire. No kidding!
Closer to home, Mr. Muck will be giving us a glimpse into the chaos at the Forest Hills School District after former administrative assistant Beth Brulport (who was pushed was out after a sexting scandal) filed a wrongful termination lawsuit filed with the Hamilton County Court of Common Pleas arguing that when high-ranking men in the school district sent her sexual messages, she felt pressured to respond in order to keep her job.
And whatever happened when the fiancée of DemocRAT Congressional candidate Aftab Pureval filed a police report last Monday night saying that she has been stalked at their Hyde Park home since before he announced a campaign against Rep. Steve Chabot, R-Westwood?
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says tomorrow is Lincoln’s real birthday, and to celebrate that occasion in 1999, the DemocRAT Controlled U.S. Senate voted to acquit Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton on his impeachment charges of perjury and obstruction of justice.
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE’S Abraham Lincoln quotation should come as no surprise: “You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.” Back then, however, Honest Abe could’ve never imagined today’s Republicans in Congress, who always appeared ready, willing, and able to cave in to Obama’s Holdovers every chance they got.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says President Trump at week’s end was enjoying his best favorable ratings since early in his tenure in the White House, while Congress was off on a spending spree. Since his January 30 State of the Union address, Trump’s approval ratings have been running slightly ahead of where Barack Obama was at this stage of his presidency.
THURSDAY, OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER SAID LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS WERE STILL TAKING CHEAP SHOTS AT TRUMP AND THE REPUBLICANS, LIKE JIMMY FALLON’S: Today Paul Ryan posted a tweet where he bragged about how the GOP tax bill helped a woman earn an extra $1.50 a week. He would’ve gotten a lot of angry letters, but nobody wanted to spend their entire bonus on a stamp.
CONAN O’BRIEN: The Mexican-American judge that Donald Trump insulted may hear a case about his border wall. It’s the landmark case of Donald Trump vs. Payback’s a Bitch.
JIMMY KIMMEL: If you’re Donald Trump’s lawyer, are you more worried about him lying or about him telling the truth? Because it’s kind of lose-lose, if you think about it.
JAMES CORDON: According to a recent article, President Trump’s lawyers want him to skip an interview with the head of the Russia investigation because they’re afraid he’ll lie under oath. Here’s my question: Why wouldn’t his lawyers just tell him to plead insanity? Everyone in the world would be like, “Yep, he’s nuts.”
SETH MEYERS: According to reports, President Trump will release his $1.5 trillion infrastructure plan on Monday. Apparently, he wants to take the weekend to practice saying “infrastructure.”
AND STEPHEN COLBERT: According to sources at the White House, Donald Trump’s lawyers are telling him to refuse an interview with Robert Mueller “because the president, who has a history of making false statements and contradicting himself, could be charged with lying to investigators.” It is a crack legal analysis from the law firm of No, S**t & Sherlock.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, The Odious Octegenarian, who says with all those presidential birthdays coming up this month, it’s no coincidence this poem appears in his “Sentimental Poems of Presidential Birthdays,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
Honesty Might Not Be the Best Policy
They called him “Honest Abe”
He meant just what he said.
But Washington couldn’t handle that
So they shot him in the head.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read the “Tom Brinkman Story.”
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY We learned the real meaning behind Valentine’s Day. That op-ed column first appeared in the legendary Mt. Washington Press on February 10, 1982.
PLARAGISM ALERT: Some Persons of Consequence might notice a tremendous similarity between this week’s Patronage County column entitled “Be My Valentine” published 35 years ago and our upcoming “Valentine’s Daze” E-dition. Many of the words and phrases appear to have been copied verbatim, which means “word-for-word” for all our Failed Cincinnati Public Schools and Forrest Gump Schools graduates. Is it possible that somebody at The Whistleblower-Newswire pilfered the prose from that little-known op-ed columnist at the Mt. Washington Press for his own purposes? Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says you may be sure we will be getting to the bottom of it.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” No. 137 says, “Tell a joke”: Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
GOING GALT means taking the John Galt Pledge. Let’s all say it together: “I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says After another very brief shutdown of government early Friday morning, both the House and Senate passed legislation setting specific spending levels for most government operations over the next two years. The bill extends government spending through March 23 and requires additional legislation to enact the spending that was agreed to by lawmakers.
Next Week: The House will pass the ADA Education and Reform Act, which will protect businesses from expensive litigation while encouraging businesses to comply with ADA regulations. The Senate will debate and vote on various immigration proposals.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others, and Kent Yoshimura says, “Although I’m not a big fan of birthdays, I am totally willing to take full advantage of it.”
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.
Racial Healing Update
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says he’s really proud he was that he and his brother from a different mother Buckwheat Blackwell are again finalists for this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards during Black History Month (sometimes called Half-Black History Month in honor Obama and other times called Black Lives Really Really Matter History Month in honor of Obama’s Holdover Protesters), and Award-winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception thinks those guys have a pretty good chance.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Hamilton County’s Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor, who still hasn’t explained exactly how his office came up with its Fair Property Values for your Jacked-Up Property Taxes.
Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows us what might happen if you file a complaint with the Auditor’s Board of Revision.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (FEBRUARY 12) we’ll be publishing our Annual Lincoln’s Birthday E-dition, so get ready to feel really patriotic.
TUESDAY (FEBRUARY 13) our Real Subscribers will be reminding everybody not to forget Valentine’s Day on Wednesday.
WEDNESDAY, (FEBRUARY 14) The Blower will be checking to see if Dishonest DemocRATS are blaming Trump for the high price of Valentines.
THURSDAY (FEBRUARY 15) we’ll be catching up on Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month, and checking all those white people’s “Guilt Indexes.”
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (FEBRUARY 16) LIMERICK IS: “If You Forgot St. Valentine’s Day.”
AND SATURDAY (FEBRUARY 17) we’ll be getting ready for the big Presidents Daze Weekend, even if we don’t have to buy a mattress.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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