Special “Free Needles Update” E-dition

Welcoming Druggies?

At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to bring them up to date on plans to give free needles to drug addicts in Anderson Township.

The Anderson TEA Party worries NANNY (Needles And Narcan Near You) could be coming soon to Anderson, welcoming Drug Addicts to exchange their dirty needles for clean needles, including disposal and exchange of injection equipment and access to NALOXONE, the overdose reversal drug.


That stupid program got shut down in Cincinnati due to “funding woes,” so now they want to infect the entire Hamilton County.

Drug Addicts Would Be Protected From Criminal Prosecution:

1. For possessing criminal tools
2. For possessing drug abuse instruments
3. Regarding the prohibition against illegal possession of drug paraphernalia
4. And regarding the prohibition against giving a syringe to another person.

There would be no strings attached for Drug Addicts.
There would be no requirement for Drug Addicts to change their behavior.
There would be no cost to Drug Addicts, thanks to We the Over-Taxed Payers and The Hamilton County Health Care Levy.

Best of all, Drug Addicts wouldn’t even need to live in Anderson, or in Hamilton County, or even in Ohio. They wouldn’t even have to be U.S. Citizens (including Illegal Aliens).

Many people are on pins and needles to find out if Anderson Trustees (Andy Pappas, Josh Gerth, and Dee Stone) would be stupid enough to vote to make Anderson a Sanctuary Township for Druggies.

Maybe people should needle the Trustees tonight at the Anderson Republican Club/ Anderson & Cincinnati East TEA Party Candidate Forum. The Blower would certainly publish where each of them stands.

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