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FRIDAY, JANUARY 19, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
Trump Called Their Bluff Bigly
—Tonight’s Top Three Trump Tweet —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT 
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Football Protests Could Hurt Playoffs Viewership
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
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Oakland Mayor Defends Sheltering Illegals
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President Calls Demonic Homeland ‘Hellhole’
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President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source
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Warrantless Surveillance Bill To Protect Nation By Creating Dozens Of Future Whistleblowers
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 359. There Are Now Only 1,025 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
