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THURSDAY, JANUARY 18, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

—Tonight’s Top Three Trump Tweets —

TRUMP: If A Shutdown Happens, It Will Be Worst For Our Military

JIMMY KIMMEL: Lie Witness News – Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Edition

MARK DICE: Trump’s Fake News Awards

TUCKER CARLSON: Diversity Isn’t Our Strength. Unity Is.

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

Trump Readies Dem SOTU Replacements

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Investigative Media Report Dictator’s Mental Test Results!TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

Paula White Confirms President Trump In Excellent Spiritual HealthTO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

Pelosi: ‘We Must Fight Even Harder Against Trump’s Authoritarian Impulses Now That We’ve Voted To Enable Them’

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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

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