Special “Shutdown Dance Update” E-dition


Getting Everybody Into The Game
At this afternoon’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane for the latest information about our so-called upcoming Government Shutdown at midnight. The Fox News counter is already clicking off the hours and minutes.

President Trump is getting into the spirit by giving Disingenuous DemocRAT Senate Minority Leader Shutdown Blame Game total credit for the shutdown by calling it the “Schumer Shutdown.”

Folks at home get to play the Blame Game, too. Our latest e-mail from POTUS says: “I’ve warned Chuck Schumer not to shut down the American government over ILLEGAL immigrants.” Now he needs to hear from the voters just like them to sign a written statement The Trumpster promises to put in every liberal obstructionist’s office — especially those facing tough re-elections in beautiful red states that he won BIG.

Then you have a chance to give them some money.

Meanwhile, The DemocRAT Senatorial Campaign Committee’s e-mail wants Dumbed-Down D-RATS to sign something, too.

And Guess What? These People Want Money, Too.

What do you want to bet these won’t be the last fund-raising e-mails we get from those folks today?      

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Some government shutdown favoring items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally government shutdown favoring subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.