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THURSDAY, JANUARY 11, 2018
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World News Bureau – Federal documents released on Wednesday reveal Cuba’s Fidel Castro gave the Obamas thousands of dollars worth of gifts in 2015 and 2016.
The gifts were apparently a reward after Obama eased tensions with the communist regime, a measure that included removing the U.S. ban on imported Cuban liquor and tobacco.
Among the gifts from the dictator were hundreds of cigars, a humidor, and cigar cutter for the President and a hand-tooled, personalized leather and suede jockstrap for First Lady Michelle (below)
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 358. There Are Now Only 1,026 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.