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TUESDAY, JANUARY 9, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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Highlights of Today’s Trump Immigration Photo-Op

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After Lousy Regular Season, NFL’s TV Ratings Worsen In Wild-Card Playoffs

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Obama Presidential Center Design Finalized

CHICAGO, Illinois (World News Bureau) – Planners for the Obama Presidential Center in Chicago released final designs of the sprawling complex this week.

In addition to a museum, the Center will feature a test kitchen, yoga area, basketball court, transgender pavilion, and Muslim worship center.

“We wanted a dynamic design that architecturally reflects what President Obama and First Lady Michelle did for America and I think we nailed it,” said the lead designer.

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Trump Celebrates National Modesty Day

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First Baptist Dallas Members Melt Golden Jewelry Down Into Towering Donald Trump Statue

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DNC Takes Out Full-Page Ad Thanking Alabama’s Working-Class White Voters

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