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MONDAY, JANUARY 8, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Really Big News Story —
Imagining Oprah’s Presidential Campaign
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweets —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
The NFL’s 2017 Ratings Slide Was Mainly Fueled By White Viewers And Younger Viewers
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HERE
Soviet-Style Abuse Of Psychiatry Is Now Practiced In The US 
Comrade Psychiatrist Is Unhappy With Mr. Trump’s “Delusional Reformism”
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Nation’s Progressives Suddenly In Favor Of Electing TV Personalities As President
TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE
2018 The Year It All Going To Fall Into Place, Delusional Sources Report
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 355. There Are Now Only 1,029 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
