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THURSDAY, JANUARY 4, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
Tonight’s Really Big Story
Al Gore: ‘Bitter cold’ Is ‘Exactly What We Should Expect From The Climate Crisis’
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
CBS’s Colbert Begs Trump to Pick Him for ‘Most Dishonest and Corrupt Media’ Awards
Tomi Lahren’s Final Thoughts on 2017
CNN Turning Over a New Leaf for 2018?
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
The good news is the Cincinnati Bengals didn’t finish last in the NFL in attendance this season. The bad news: the only team that ranked below them in attendance, the Los Angeles Chargers, fell short simply because they’re playing temporarily in a 27,000-seat soccer stadium that’s less than half the size of Paul Brown Stadium.
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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Trump Stock Market Crash Expected To Continue Into 2018 Outspoken economist, Paul Krugman in concert with the New York Times are predicting disastrous crashes in stock prices because Trump! They continue to advise everyone to dump their stocks and escape with their lives and fortunes intact while they can.
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NEW YORK—Saying she needed to stand up to the prominent individual for whom she works and “make [her] voice heard,” local woman Ashley Wellig reportedly came forward this week with the first allegations of 2036’s biggest sexual harassment scandal. “This morning I filed a complaint with HR about my… Continue Reading
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 351. There Are Now Only 1,033 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.