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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
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When Incriminating Documents Were Found Among Newly Released Huma Abedin Emails Found On Weiner’s Laptop…
It Was Time For The Whistleblower’s Favorite Game Show
“Why Isn’t Crooked Hillary In Prison, Already?”
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Pope Wants To Change Lord’s Prayer
Pope Francis says the Catholic Church will change the Lord’s Prayer to better reflect the original meaning and today’s realities.
The phrase the Pope wants modified is ‘lead us not into temptation,’ suggesting it infers that it is God that leads man into temptation, a Biblically unsound proposition. Also, the current translation omits the intended description of the temptation in question.
The Pontiff said the new translation will be ‘do not let us fall into the temptation to harm the earth’s climate.’
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HOMESTEAD, FL—Acting on a tip from a local fisherman who caught the former vice president siphoning gas from his outboard motor, DNC Chairman Tom Perez on Monday reportedly tracked down Joe Biden deep in the Florida Everglades tossing whole raw chickens to alligators. Continue Reading
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