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THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP TEN LIST —
Tonight It’s The Top Ten Lies Dishonest DemocRATS (And Their Willing Accomplices-In-The Press) Told To Scare People About The GOP Tax Cuts:
10. The GOP Tax Bill will give trillions to the wealthy while raising taxes on the middle class
9. The GOP Tax Bill is “Armageddon”
8. The GOP Tax Bill Is the End Of The World
7. The GOP Tax Bill will raise your taxes
6. The GOP Tax Bill will hurt working-class families
5. The GOP Tax Bill is Racist
4. The GOP Tax Bill is Sexist
3. The GOP Tax Bill is Homophobic
2. The GOP Tax Bill will tank the Stock Market
And the Number One Lie Dishonest DemocRATS And Their Willing Accomplices-In-The Press Told To Scare People About The GOP Tax Cuts Was… Republicans Cause Cancer.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
DemocrRATS’ Fear Mongering On GOP Tax Cut Plan
Trump’s Tax Cuts Reminiscent Of Ronald Reagan
Hillary Supporters Like Trump’s Tax Plan
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
DOJ Attorney General Sessions Announced Today That Hillary’s Uranium One Dealings Are Under Review.
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
NEW YORK (World News Bureau) – A children’s picture book depicting Santa Clause as a black homosexual is drawing national attention.
‘Santa’s A Homo’ was recently featured on a CNN segment promoting the book as a perfect gift to give young children this Christmas. The show prompted a firestorm of criticism for the book’s bastardization of a character who in real life was a beloved straight Caucasian Catholic saint.
The book features Santa and his ‘husband’ celebrating Christ’s birthday by ‘hiding the yule log’ and ‘having fun with mistletoe.’
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The U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC), a federal agency that administers and enforces civil rights laws against workplace discrimination, has recently amended its guidelines on sexual harassment by adding women’s perfume as an especially hazardous subcategory of invisible sexual assault. (MORE)
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White House Sets Up Fake Twitter App On Trump’s Phone
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a move to protect national security interests and even the fate of the entire world, White House aides recently sneaked into Donald Trump’s bedroom, stole his iPhone, and replaced the official Twitter app with a new, fake Twitter app that tricks the President into thinking his tweets are being seen by the whole world. (MORE)
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WASHINGTON—Saying the current disapproval would soon give way to support, House Speaker Paul Ryan was confident Thursday that the American people will warm up to the new tax plan once they realize life is a cruel and meaningless farce. “Although it may not be very popular now, I’m certain that… Continue Reading
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