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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2017

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

Proving The Blower Is Not Sexist
We Congratulate Kansas DemocRAT Andrea Ramsey,
The First Female to Drop Out Of A House Race
(Even Though That 2005 Harassment Suit Against Her Was Dismissed)

And It’s A Good Thing These Ugly Old DemocRAT Cougars In Congress Don’t Have To Worry About Sexual Harassment

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet  —

Tonight Republicans released the final version of their legislation to slash tax rates for corporations and individuals. The more than 1,000-page document, containing the bill and an explanatory statement, was crafted by the House-Senate conference committee. The bill is expected to come up for votes in Congress next week.

READ: The Final Text Of The Republican Tax Bill

TONIGHT’S TOP THREE WHISTLEBLOWER NEWS VIDEOS

Trump: “It’s a Shame What Happened with the FBI”

RUSH: Lisa Bloom Offering Cash To Trump Accusers Is Not Far From Asking Women To Make Up Stories


MARK DICE: Trump Broke CNN

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

HOLY MOSES !!

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

Gun Club Billboard Mocking NFL Anthem Protests Hit With Fierce Criticism

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —


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Muhammad Resigns As Prophet Amid Sexual Assault Allegations
On the heels of this week’s resignation of Karl Marx as leading figure in the communist movement due to allegations of sexual misconduct, the triggered social justice organizers of the #MeToo collective have claimed the scalp of another progressive icon.

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Entirety Of Congress To Preemptively Resign Over Sexual Improprieties

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CNN Investigating Reports Of Wolf Blitzer’s Highly Proper Sexual Conduct

NEW YORK—After a fourth woman stepped forward alleging that the journalist had engaged her in a respectful and entirely aboveboard romantic encounter, CNN announced Thursday that it would be launching a full investigation into reports of Wolf Blitzer’s highly proper sexual conduct. “I assure you… Continue Reading

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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