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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— BREAKING NEWS —
Fishwrappers Will Be Staying Home For The Holidays
Cincinnati’s morning newspaper, dubbed “The Morning Fishwrap” by Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, will be boycotting the Whistleblower-Newswire’s Annual Holiday Party for the Media, Feckless Fishwrappers confirmed on Thursday, citing Kane’s continuous attack on the News Rag for the past 27 years.
“We will not be attending this year’s Whistleblower-Newswire Holiday Party,” Metro Mole confided. “In light of Kane’s unrelenting attacks on the Radical Liberal Establishment Media for their Lies and Fake News, along with The Fishwrap by having continued to point out that Feckless Fishwrappers are “too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to report the Truth,” we do not feel it would be appropriate to celebrate with Kane and his other invited guests. We will send a Fishwrap reporting team to the event, and report on it if news warrants.”
— Today’s Top Trump Tweet Takedown—
— Tonight’s North Korea Update —
Texas Sanctuary City Crackdown Proved Correct – Kate’s Killer Walks From SF Sanctuary Court
Liberal Media is Crumbling! – Massive Layoffs!
Take a Knee… my Ass!!
— TONIGHT’S NEW BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
DRAIN THE DEEP STATE SWAMP
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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Melania Trump Hangs Decayed Badger Carcass Over White House Mantel To Finish Off Traditional Slovenian Christmas Decor
WASHINGTON—Smiling as she found just the right spot for the decoration, Melania Trump hung a decayed badger carcass over the White House mantel Thursday in keeping with the traditions of Slovenian Christmas. “Ah, it finally feels like the holidays,” said the First Lady, adding that the animal’s… (MORE)
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 316. There Are Now Only 1,068 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.