Monthly Archives: December 2017

Recent E-dition Update (December 1-December 13)

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 13, 2017

“TEA Party Day Plan” 
(Let’s Have A Be A Big National Holiday For Conservatives!)

“Updating The Blower’s Stylebook” 
(To Combat Inaccuracy In The Media)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2017

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 
From The Whistleblower Newsroom

Wouldn’t it be funny if Roy Moore didn’t concede tonight’s election and we had a recount?

“Vodkas and Latkes” 
(Celebrating An Eight-Day Miracle During One Half-Assed Evening)

More “Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2017

“Monday Message” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Political Correct Holidays” E-dition
(It’s Not Too Early To Say “Humbug!”)

“Liberal Holiday” 
(Taking CHRIST Out Of Christmas!)

“Seasons Greetings From Kentucky” 

(Watching Out For Those Elves In Erlanger!)“Truth About Santa” 
(Without illegal wiretapping, Santa wouldn’t know if you’ve been naughty or nice!)

SUNDAY, DECEMBER 10, 2017

Unseasonable Greetings”

So If This Is Global Warming…


“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Patriotic Pride)

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 9, 2017

“Same Time Last Year”
(We Were Getting To Know Trump’s Cabinet Picks)

“Re-gifting Guide”
(First, keep track of who gave those crappy gifts to you!)

“Patronage County Today”
“Something Special”

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2017

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Political Correctness Update” 
(Flag Desecration And Pussy Shots At The University Of Cincinnati)

“Holiday Happenings” 

(Hoping To Make CHRISTmas Great Again)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” 

 (What If Santa Turned Out To Be Gay?)

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2017

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“CHRISTmas Spirit” E-dition”

(Overflowing With The Milk Of Human Kindness)

Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign” 

(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2017

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Joyous Tidings”

(Putting CHRIST Back In CHRISTmas!)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Pearl Harbor Day” 

(We’re Still Recording History As It Happens!)image004

Imagining The BlamesSteam Media Coverage During The Obama Administration

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

TUESDAY, DECEMBER 5, 2017

 “Tuesday’s Triumphs”

From The Whistleblower Newsroom

More “Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 MONDAY, DECEMBER 4, 2017

Monday Message”

From The Whistleblower Newsroom

“Holidays Dispirited” 

(Trying To Stay In A Holiday Mood Worrying About Trump’s Impeachment)

“Artis Conception Gallery” 

(Featuring the “Crooked Hillary” Collection)

“Amazing Story” 

(About Education in Post-Obama America)

2017 “Multi-cultural Holidays” E-dition 
(Walmart Complains X-ma$  Isn’t Commercial Enough!)

 SUNDAY, DECEMBER 3, 2017

“Weekend Wrap-up”

(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”

(Without Having To Watch TV)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Today We’re Praying For Probity In The Press)

SATURDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2017

Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition

“More Of Obama’s Legacy”

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Patronage County Today”

(“From the Soup Line to the Ridiculous” )image004

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2017

“Friday’s Features” 
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

Build The Wall, Pass Kate’s Law
We’ll Call It “Kate’s Wall”

“Political Paychecks” 

(Trump’s Salary Is Only A Drop In The Bucket)

“Guns For Everybody” 

(Good Advice After Eight Years Of Obama)

“Liberal Christmas Gifts” 
(What To Give That Person Who’s Just Lost Everything)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” 

 (Is there help for the old GOP?)

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 2017

“Thursday’s Tactics” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Sexual Harassment Epidemic” 

(All Groping, All The Time)

Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign” 

(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2017

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Great Sex In The News Room” 

(It’s Not All Harassment)

“Jihad in America Update” 
ISIS At OSU

 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 2017

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Same Time Last Year” 

(The Final Holiday Season During The Age of Obama)

“Early Conservative Seasons Greetings” 

(Getting With The Conservative Christmas Spirit)

“Chaos On Campus”

Media Approved Insanity Continues

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

MONDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 2017

“Monday Message”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Cyber-Monday” 
(What It Actually Means)

“Making America Great Again” 

 (DemocRATS Taking Care Of Their Own)

“2017 Holiday Confusion” 
(Merry Chrismukkah To All! )

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2017

 “Whistleblower NFL Boycott Update” 

(Did You See All Those Empty Seats Today?)

“Artis Conception Gallery” 

(Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Sunday Sermon” 

(Your First“T’was The Night Before Christmas” Poem Parody)

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2017

 “Imagine If You Will” 

(Thanksgiving Dinner in the Twilight Zone)

“Patronage County Today”

(“Gripe”)image004

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons” 
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2017

“Friday’s Features” 
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Shop Till You Drop” 
(Is Giving “Used Gifts” Still OK During Trump’s Surging Economy?)

“No Brawls At The Malls” 
(Still Waiting For All Those Brutal Fights To Break Out Across Obama’s America)

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“Busiest Shoplifting Day of the Year” 
(When Will Butterball Be Recalling All Those Tainted Turkeys?)

“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” 

(The Best Part Of Thanksgiving Day)

 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2017

“Thursday’s Tactics”

From The Whistleblower Newsroom

“Talking Turkeys”

(Our Time-Honored Tradition Continues)

Annual “Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” E-dition 

(Get Stuffed!)

“Turkey Contest Winner” 

(Let’s Get Ready To Gobble!)

Official “Holiday Guilt Campaign” 

(Hoping You’ll Believe We Actually Give A Big Rat’s Ass)

 WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2017

“Getting Ready for Thanksgiving” 

(Today might be a pretty good day, unless you’re an overtaxed payer or a turkey!)

“All Black Friday Sales Matter”  
(Are You Sure That’s Not Racist?)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“Pre-Holiday Un-Productivity” E-dition 

(Starting The Weekend Early, Like On Wednesday?)

Commemorative “Kennedy Assassination” 

(Too Many People Have Forgotten…)

 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 21, 2017

 “Tuesday’s Triumphs”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoonery”
(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

 “Monday Message” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Extension” 

(Your Deadline Is Now Tuesday At 4:00 PM)

“Forest Hills Scandal Update” 

(Is Tonight’s Meeting “Double Top Secret?”)

Another “Turkey Of The Year Contest Update” 

(You Now Have Only A Few More Hours To Get Your Nominations In)

“Why We’re Thankful” 
Today We’re Celebrating The 306th Day “Crooked Hillary” Has Not Been President

SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2017

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Update” 

(You Now Have Less Than A Day To Get Your Nominations In)

“Gettysburg Address” 

Wouldn’t it be easier just to say “17325?”

“Sunday Talk Show Analysis” 

(Without Having To Watch TV)

More “Bill Clinton BJ Jokes”

(Because Some People Might Not Remember!)

 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18, 2017

“Turkey Of The Year Contest Deadline Update” 

(E-mail Your Nominations Today!)

“Patronage County Today”

(“Turkey Shoot”)image004

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Saturday Morning Cartoons”

 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17, 2017

“Friday’s Features” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Bluegrass Voter Fraud Update”

(Kentucky Faces Lawsuit Over Bloated Voter Rolls)

“Turkey Of The Year Contest (Sponsored By Dummy’s Restaurant) Deadline Announcement” 

(E-mail Your Nominations Today!)

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“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” 

(Can you believe Donald Trump actually won?)

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 2017

“Thursday’s Tactics”

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Derangement Syndrome Update” 

(It’s Spreading To The Suburbs)

“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoons”

(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2017

“Wednesday’s Wild Cards” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Those Were The Good Old Days” 

(From The Whistleblower Archives)

“RETARD Alert”

(Know The Signs, Spot The Symptoms, Save A Life)

“Political Prevaricators” 

(They All Need “Pants-on-Fire” Insurance!)

 TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2017

“Tuesday’s Triumphs” 

(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)

“Chaos On Campus” 

(Media Approved Insanity Continues)“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” 

(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

“Conservative Cartoons”

(More Of The Best Damn Collection Of Political Cartoons On The Internet)

  MONDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2017

“Monday Message” 

From The Whistleblower Newsroom

Sessions Directs Prosecutors To ‘Evaluate Certain Issues’ Involving Uranium One And Clinton, Leaves Door Open On Special Counsel

“Cell Phone Psychosis” 

As Our Culture Continues To Devolve

“Conservative Gloating” 

(It’s The Way Real Conservatives Talk)

 “PIST-AWF Disease Update” 

(The Epidemic May Not Soon Be Ended)

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